chris.exe

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chris.exe

@twunkinchief

alter alter ego of @mych3micalswift

New York, USA เข้าร่วม Ekim 2025

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·7 Eki

help me find my friends again plz

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·4h

Rock pointed at your head, name a gun

4̶real༒@OGsDontFold

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·4h

@ohitsroodie 25year olds ain’t experienced enough sadly

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Roodie@ohitsroodie·4h

@twunkinchief Dates?! Just hookup. It’s easier.

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·5h

once you turn 30 dating guys in their 20s feels like a humiliation ritual

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·5h

@cautiouscum There’s strength in numbers!

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ₘₒₒdy@cautiouscum·5h

@twunkinchief

GIF

QME

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·11h

me and oomf once jerked off to another oomf

july@julyzwrld

have yall ever jerked off to an oomf

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Eric@airqwk·1d

how i feel whenever any of my mutuals like my posts

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soup🍓@thrluv·1d

doggy so we can both watch lord of the rings

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hunter@3gpmh·1d

i’ve pulled everyone i wanted i just can’t make them stay #insanenotugly

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Bill Maher@billmaher·3d

Somehow, the ultra-rich keep getting ultra-richer, while a growing percentage of people feel truly desperate.

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·5h

she has the IQ of a dung beetle

Dave Rubin@RubinReport

“World War eleven…”

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·11h

boy butt!

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·11h

gays when their engagement goes down

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Dom King@Dom_king91·14h

The best part about being gay is not feeling pressured to reproduce.

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·11h

i swear some gays all they do is work out. No jobs, no responsibilities, no alternative hobby, just gym.

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·11h

@chaoticf4g Oh

$T. NO@chaoticf4g·15h

literally me with every collared shirt i wear

spacealt@spacealt4

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·13h

when boo says he has a headache

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·13h

mondays amirite

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·15h

so i just learned that hiacynt is an anagram for cynthia

GIF

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chris.exe@twunkinchief·1d

Can’t wait for the day cabins have a private bathroom in them so you can just douche on the plane

Stunna ⛧@wentsickomode

that’s a whole ass hotel room for a flight 😳

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Jack@JTCymru·1d

A side is just a bottom who is too lazy to douche

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