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UPDATE: Crowds have been dispersed shortly after the 11pm curfew street navy yard "Takeover"

The bro code is always supreme One of our guys slept with a bro’s sister, and we cut him off. It’s been over 8 years, saw him at the mall today and still kept the same energy. My sister is your sister, and your sister is my sister. Don’t ever find them attractive if we’re bros.

this is exactly what she means, babe. if you aren't a fun and cool enough person to have a silly conversation or talk about something that isn't your absolute favorite topic without suddenly talking like a reddit mod who has let his power go to his head, you're a bad date.

This couple decided to have a lightsaber duel at their wedding instead of a dance by the bride and groom

One of my fav parts of anal is the fact the pussy is like sorta just wet and neglected like omg

"Hey let's have sex." "No sorry, I'm saving myself for Chad or possibly BBC." "..."

I feel like this is just a high level RCT feat.

I think about you Haibara, realest one I know

We seriously need more insane yandere content. Why is there no content of a yandere defiling her lovers corpse?? Yall r missing out

how r we feelin bout the “taiwan is a red herring and china’s actually gonna move on russia” theory

I am once again reminding you that Stacy voted for Mitt Romney.