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Undersea Monkey

@underseamonkey

IT professional. Poker semi-professional. Sometime academic theologian. Rank amateur at life. "The Undertaker of the Sunday Million" - @spraggy

London/Liverpool เข้าร่วม Eylül 2016
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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
After that brief revival of this account to take care of business, I'll refer you all to my Fediverse (Mastodon) presence at @underseamonkey" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">fosstodon.org/@underseamonkey
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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
@PokerStars @PokerNews Email received refusing to give me an update. Last time, this took 146 days - we're at 7 this time. Are we going to end up doing this thread all over again because the Stars "Anti fraud team" can't be trusted? x.com/underseamonkey… @PokerStars @PokerNews #poker #PokerStars
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It's now over four months since my @PokerStars account was frozen for a "regular" security review. It's supposed to take no more than 72 hours. I still can't get any information at to in what way I'm supposed to have breached the terms of use. I'm so sorry to their socmed team...

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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
I have been a PokerStars customer for over twenty years but in the last three and a half years, I have twice been subjected to an arbitrary and bogus "security" c heck which has frozen my account. ... @PokerStars @PokerNews #poker #PokerStars
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PokerStars@PokerStars·
@underseamonkey Hi, could you DM us with your Stars ID and email address please, so that we can follow this up for you.
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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
Hey lovely @PokerStars team. My account has been suspended again for reasons unknown and I'm getting no response to emails. I'd rather it didn't take four months this time so can someone please get things moving?
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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
@spraggy I'm so sorry to hear this Ben. You and your family will be in my thoughts and prayers.
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Spraggy@spraggy·
Yesterday during the WSOP I received a phone call that my Dad had passed away suddenly. He was the kindest, gentlest, funniest man I ever knew, he was the best man I ever knew and I will miss him forever. I am heartbroken. My Dad was my hero. I'll be taking some time away. ❤️
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Spraggy@spraggy·
That's me...At the circus!!!
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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
His name was Jamal Khashoggi. He was a journalist and critic of the Saudi regime. He was lured to their embassy in Turkey where he was murdered and dismembered. The man who ordered this now owns @NUFC and is to be feted by the UK gov't. #nufc #NEWLIV #Sportswashing #lfc #YNWA
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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
@frsimon Nerd alert but that looks like the Glastonbury 2000 set being played there
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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
Okay, @PokerStars, I'm extending the same offer as for the WCOOP mains. If you can drop a 10k or 1k #SCOOP Main Event ticket in my Stars account, I'll stream my entire run, hopefully including shipping the 🏆. It worked well last time. Whaddya say? Are you in?
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Fr Paul@revpaulwhite·
@underseamonkey I am trying not to be contentious today, so I won't say that the Reformation is the religious version of Brexit, which may not have led to the results hoped for. But I wouldn't say that.
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Undersea Monkey@underseamonkey·
Hey, @elonmusk, having your expensive play thing push your brain farts at me is a large part of why I have gone to Mastodon.
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