jab chota cousin ghar aata h, aur tum usse apne video games se khelne nhi dete.
ur czn sent u this video-
czn:- ahh bhaiya! uff apne khilone apni gand m dal lo, ahh apke ghr ka sabse mast khilona mil gya muje!
ur mom:- auch ahh beta aaram se uff iss khilone ko tod doge kya 🥵
jab tum nani k ghar p mama k sath liye behs krne m busy hote ho.
you:- nhi mama! nanaji k property m mom ka bhi hissa bnta h...
meamwhile,
mama ka beta:- ahh uff Bua ahh sali kya mothi ho gyi h tu bhais...
ur mom:- ahh beta dheere! uff tera bhi kafi motha ho gya h..
jab subha tumhari sis ki shadi hone wali h, aur rat ko terrace p dosto se milne aati h.
you:- offo yar kal shadi hone wali h iski!
ur frind:- uff chutiye tu gate p dyan rkh ahh...sali puri gili h..
ur sis:- auch.. oye kamino aram se subha shadi m chal na pau aisi halt mt krna
mom;' ahh f*ck aaram se kutte, uff dheere ahh..
me:- *Slap on 👋🍑* , kya dheere! uff dad dawai lekr so chuke h uff...sali kuttiya..
mom;- ahh...tera baap so gya h uff pr itna tez chod ra h, padosi taq awajein jati h, uff dheere kr na beta!
jab bhr chacha ka beta tumhare dad se property ko lekr behas krr ra hota h,
aur andr chacha mom ke sth.
ur mom"- isshhh! kya krr re ho, wo bhr hi hai, aur gusse m h
chacha;- usse mera beta sambhal lega, tu muje sambhal Ra*di.. 😈
bhr se ek tight slaap ki awaj aati h...👋💥
ur mom:- offo! ye aaj fir aagya! ek bar de kya di isko ye piche hi pd gya!
you:- kya de diya apne isko!
ur mom:- roti beta, roti di thi khane ko, tu baith m jakr isko sambhal k aati hu ghar k piche wali jagah...
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5 min later...
kirayedar ladka: arey uncle, wo aunty kidhr h?
ur dad;- kyu usse kya kam h? aur rent kb dega tu??
ladka:- yr aunty rat ko hi lekr gyi mera, aur lunch m tikha lga h, muh jala h toh sweet khane jara hu...
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inside kitchn..
ur mom:- auch.. ahh beta aram se chato naa..🥵
In Kitty Party,women were telling who fuck them best .
Right neighbour - Mere Pati,,
Left neighbour - Mere Pati,,
Front neighbour - Mere Pati..
Mom - Tum sab k Pati...
ur l0cal p0litician m0m:- ye kya bakwas krr re ho, jante bhi ho mai kon hu?!
gangster:- dekho madam mai apki help krr duga, pr electi0n jitne k baad mere ladko ko bhi maje dene hoge..
ur m0m:- umm...electi0n jitwane m help kro baad ka baad m dekh lege...
after electi0n....
jab tumhari m0m bully ki complain lekr sch00l aati h,...
principal:' kidhr h teri m0mmy? bol ri thi iske khilaf shikayt h.
bully:- sir mene kuch ni kiya! tbhi wo aayi ni
you:- sir issi ne kuch kiya hoga!
prin: ye kb se yhi kada h, juth mt bolo jao class m dono.
meanwhile