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I am death!!!!!!!!!! The things we do for the art we love. Beautifully disgusting.

@mopearoundd It’s tomorrow but this is the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me ❤️❤️❤️

Can yall watch them while I go smoke

When twomad died, one mad went to Wilbur Soot, and the other mad went to georgenotfound

To jack off is human, to cum is divine

There’s no time for that Jaden. We must retrieve the ancient artifact in order to clear the Curse of the Jaguar. We need a brave adventurer to save the world from the grasps of evil

Looks like a chode jizzing

10 year old me putting the Apple logo sticker on my moms car

I POSTED A COCONUT FALLING ON A GUYS HEAD 🔞☠️

@swagtastic666 Cake and candles 🙏

I decided on a name 🤫 and by the way my bday is on the 26th as usual...

That music nerd was getting BUSY

no matter what he says I will never stop going to the Poop Deli

Bro last night was an old wives’ tale

@steejenstyle Angels come down and whisper tweet ideas into my ear

@usersauce Why are you so genius

Phew! That kilogram of steel sure was heavy! Time to relax and pick up this much lighter kilogram of feathers.

Blocking everyone following @/usersauce in 24 hours!

My mom in 2008: Son we can’t afford dinner tonight. There is a recession. 5 year old me: Yippee!!! I love Recess!! ^_^