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“Maybe the real monster was the friends we made along the way.” ~Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

Thanks to that one episode of The Office for teaching me how to help a child get closure after the death of a bird they never knew 🕊️

You know who else isn’t GLAD about Emma STONE’s big win? annette benning

This doesn’t seem great…

@frioux Folgers + Love Story

@usp923 I don’t get it

The best part of waking up is never having to say you’re sorry 🎶

@frioux It’s just for me

New Orleans is a special place.

Pitch - George Santos/“Arthur Knight” buddy comedy

New meds who dis?

@TedHall @KDFWMark I barely know who Nolan Ryan is so I’m not surprised I was wrong.

Anyone else worried they’re going to choke to death one day because anytime it happens you just nod to say “I’m fine” over and over until you have to excuse yourself to go be alone somewhere to die just to make sure you haven’t inconvenienced others?

Ah, the luxury gene. I have it too, but it was recessive for generations so it’s a real struggle without a trust fund or business empire to inherit.

Has any one asked chat GPT to write “You might be a redneck” jokes but for AI? If you can’t tell the difference between a stop light and a crossing walk….you might be a robot. If you’re not sure if a typical human hand has 5 or 8 fingers…you might be a robot.

Memento chori

@TedHall Is….this a Dark joke?!

Small, but loyal

I know people frequently refer to AirPods as EarPods, but we really missed an opportunity to call them AirBuds.

I’m lovin’ it

@KenJennings What about opposites? I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)

Gonna be straight with you here: a lot of the replies below are disappointing, don't read them! I'm not just talking about song with parentheses in the title. The Hall & Oates song is interesting because the title and the (other title) are synonyms!

All songs should have two drafts of the title, like “I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)” by Hall & Oates.

Finally able to see my clocks back to Precedented Times.