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What if we could understand what cows are saying? 🐄🇨🇭
Researchers in Switzerland developed an AI collar translating cow sounds into text, helping monitor wellbeing and pasture quality.
Cows still refuse to comment on cheese.
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Breaking News: Nach einem Jahr sensationeller Einsätze als #Drogenspürhuhn hebt #Henrietta 2.0 jetzt ab und erfährt ein Upgrade zur fliegenden Spezialeinheit der #PolizeiThüringen, um nun auch aus dem Luftraum heraus gegen Verbrecher vorzugehen. 🐔🚁
Ihre neuen Hightech-Fähigkeiten:
🔸 Luftüberwachung deluxe: Henrietta patrouilliert jetzt mit Mini-Jetpack über Felder, Straßen und Parks – nichts entgeht ihrem scharfen Blick. 👀
🔸 Energieeffizient & umweltfreundlich: Ihr Treibstoff besteht zu 100 % aus Körnern. 0 % Emission. 🌱 #Energiemangellage
⚠️ Achtung Verbrecher: Weglaufen ist zwecklos – sie kommt von oben. ☝🏻🐔
💬 Frage an euch: Wo soll Henrietta als nächstes eingesetzt werden?
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🎉 Wow 18,000 people now follow this British Bastard!
Appreciate every single one of you 💙
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在英国，澳洲，加拿大，这三个英联邦国家，政客会无底线的迎合那个人口增长最快的群体：穆斯林。
在不久的未来，一系列迎合穆斯林的政策会在这些国家出台：
- 限养狗
- 禁猪肉
- 穿罩袍
穆斯林化，是制度漏洞与人口结构问题双重作用的结果。
英联邦终将成为历史。
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Ich durfte diese wunderschöne Frauen sehen, ihr nun auch
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@Mueller_NJ_USA "Die Kinder unserer Nation sind alle unsere Kinder." hieß es....
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Gravity is the most important topic in physics...
If you remove it,
You only have gravy.
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@eurofounder @JoeyMannarino Nah, don't worry, Big Brother in Brussels is watching him already....
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@JoeyMannarino Joey, delete this post immediately or I will notify EU authorities
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People really aren’t aware of how poor Europeans are.
The most common salary in Spain is €1,298 per month.
An average apartment exceeds €250,000.
If you manage to save €250 per month, you’d need 1,000 months to pay for it.
That’s more than 83 years to buy yourself an apartment.
Is it really worth having public healthcare instead of private insurance when you have to live poor your entire life?
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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
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JD好好干！加油！
白宫反欺诈工作组正式成立，绝对是顶尖的行动团队。联邦政府一半的部门都来了：司法部、国土安全部、卫生与公众服务部、司法部长办公室、住房与城市发展部、执行办公室、财政部、教育部……还有谁来了?
Helen MAGA🇺🇸❤️💪@helen_maga99
埃里克·川普解释了民主党人是如何滥用司法部的。 🚨他还表示，他认为希拉里·克林顿、巴拉克·奥巴马以及拜登政府时期的民主党掌权者应对此次暗杀未遂事件的策划负责。 “我成了美国历史上被传唤次数最多的人，112次传唤，而我什么都没做错。我连交通罚单都没收到过。我父亲却被起诉了91次。他们像追杀狗一样追杀我们。” 他们突袭了海湖庄园。他们突袭了梅拉尼娅的房间，他们的房间。 ——是政府干的。是乔·拜登干的。是梅里克·加兰干的。我们知道希拉里花钱炮制了那份肮脏的档案。我们知道是巴拉克·奥巴马一手炮制了“通俄门”骗局。他们把每家银行都变成了武器。他们把每家金融机构都变成了武器。他们把司法部变成了武器。他们监视了我们的竞选活动。 当这一切都行不通的时候，你知道他们做了什么吗？他们试图枪杀我父亲，因为他们无法控制我们。我们和他们不是一路人。 我们热爱这个国家。我们热爱我们的民族。我们热爱宪法。我们热爱上帝。我们热爱信仰。我们热爱自由。而我们的国家当时正走向毁灭。所以你们猜怎么着？我们奋力抗争！ x.com/WallStreetApes…
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