val the pal

@literElly sending you so much love 💜

@alexweisler it’s a show about a single mother in a small town alex you would thrive

@valiswiser I’ve also never seen it!

today i told my therapist that our sessions feel like they’re directed by amy sherman palladino (a compliment, obviously) and that was how i learned my therapist has NEVER seen gilmore girls?!

@sarahjaeleiber you’re the person i wanted to see this tweet

it’s delicious tho

@literElly sending all the love from belfast to brooklyn my friend 💖💌🌈✨

@janelledowney Luckily it’s calm here, but yes!! 🌧🌧🌧

@sarahjaeleiber someone sent me this tweet and was like “this made me think of you” and i was like … yes, that is my former housemate

@valiswiser the best ever!!!!

i do not think i had a typical college experience i was invited to two meryl streep themed parties and co-hosted one of them

Ezra’s NYE outfit, courtesy of @valiswiser.

After 4 years of dreaming and 3,150 mile, Valerie has finally landed at @qubgradschool. Thank you for sharing your journey with us, Valerie. Let the adventures continue! #LoveQUB #StudyUK

Hope this email finds you all too well.

@sarahjaeleiber i feel this for the overall post grad umbrella too and it makes me 😡

hey people who work in theatre it's way cooler for you to be transparent about your family wealth than it is for you to complain about how you're so broke to people who legitimately have no financial safety net and are always on the brink of not being able to work in this field

@janelledowney @HillaryClinton @QUBelfast Haha yes I do!!

Just call me Madam Chancellor. @qubelfast #LoveQUB Photos: Andrew Towe/Queen’s University

@sarahjaeleiber YEA

i……….. good morning to my blue check

hey @valiswiser, you’re a real life honest to god fairy godmother who’s spent 2000 years granting wishes for deserving kids. but isn’t it time you got your wish? you go on a series of dates with other godmothers and find The One. you’re played by kristen wiig

@sarahjaeleiber NOOO THIS IS TOO NICE AND ALL I WANT!!!!

so twitter will not show me remotely all of the likes on the tweet so i'm going to start from the bottom it's currently showing me and if you liked the tweet early please just yell at me in the replies because i want to get everyone i promised! but here's the rom com thread!

@sarahjaeleiber what if you are number 151 but you deeply need to know what you would say

WE DID IT ok i’m capping the rom com things i am writing at 134 (where it currently stands), i’ll start posting them tomorrow!!!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL FAMOUS AND TRUSTING ME WITH YOUR ROM COMS!!!

if i get to 1K before the end of tonight i will tell everyone who likes this tweet how i would write them as one of the lead characters in a rom com and who i would cast to play them. but only if i get to 1K so help me out