vanderwhat

To current and future employers reading my tweets: I’m hardworking and reliable, I possess strong communication skills AND clothes.

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Quick reminder: Confessions of a Shopaholic, a perfect movie, was given zero Oscars.

“I’m in queer media” - me after checking my Explore tab on instagram

In a world where we post an average tweet on X, then copy and paste it to Threads and Bluesky, and slap it on an instagram story, I couldn’t help but wonder: am I chasing engagement or is Mr Big the only like that really counts?

“You unfollow people over politics?” I unfollowed my own sister for posting a picture split into nine instagram squares.

@thisisAlanTurk we can’t let this go on for much longer

@vanderwhat 😂🤣

All I want is for Trump to lose the election and for people to stop using ‘about last night’ as an instagram caption.

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@shckldg you look shocked

Look ma, clothes!

@2Ls1T just being brave on twitter 🥴

@vanderwhat Clothes? Ew

Sorry I pushed you down the stairs when you said you’ve never listened to Maroon.

Butterfly by Mariah Carey was playing in the gym which I thought was an odd choice but of course it was coming from my pocket so I need a new gym now

@shckldg *scream for help

@vanderwhat is this a cry for help

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Me watching Nobody Wants This

“hmm interesting” – me opening the freezer to discover I’ve already eaten the Häagen Dazs tub I bought yesterday 🐷

@deputydman Mission accomplished 😂😵‍💫

@vanderwhat I’ve been hypnotised. I’ve watched this on loop for 8 hours 😍😍😍

cleansing the timeline