chanel miller

Being gay is far less of a choice than being an asshole.

Isnt it strange how hot ppl are really just nice-looking arrangements of atoms like damn u have a sexy deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

me: I'll just add 'haha' at the end so I don't sound mean

What's surprising is that anyone is surprised this guy has repugnant views. Isn't it a show about rednecks in Lou...

I put the hot in psychotic.

#5ReasonsWhyCyberMondayRocks: there's no need to interact with people. People suck. #CyberMondayMadness #sp

Keep the Internet free--of grammatical errors.

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?

I will respect any religion you practice...as long as you never knock on my door to tell me about it.

Your Friday earworm. No liking unless you think, "Boy, George, that was easy." (Subm by Stickey Von Ribz)

Let's be frank. (Submitted by Pamela Daly)

Why is it acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out?

It's a hard Jabba, but someone's got to do him. Oh myyy, did I just write that?

Too much fuckin perspective.

For your Monday. No likes/shares unless you get it right away. And NO giving it away in the comments, please. ...

@patrickstump I've seen some of your tweets and I was wondering: how did you get to be so stinking awesome?

@themindofturkey really? I never would have guessed that.