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India bans the film out of fear that the Indian public would turn against Israel

@RebornManish @sharmass27 🤣🤣 can’t stop laughing

युद्ध की तैयारियाँ जोरों पर थीं। दोनों पक्षों ने, सभी देशो से सहयोग जुटाने के लिए दूत भेजे थे। मिलेनियापति फ्रेडनन्दन अमरीकाधिपति डोलाण्ड स्वयं दिल्लीपुरी आए। उसी समय खामनेईपुत्र मुज्तबा भी गुप्तचरों से खबर पाकर तुरंत दिल्ली पहुंच गया। इस वक्त भगवान श्री नॉनबालॉजिकल, नरो के इंद्र, महामहिम वल्ड्रेण्द्र, सेवातीर्थ मे रील बना रहे है। ●● डोलॉण्ड पहले पहुँचा। वह अहंकारपूर्वक अंदर गया और एक शानदार सिंहासन पर बैठ गया। थोड़ी देर बाद मुज्तबा भी पहुँचे। वे चतुराईपूर्व कैमरे के पीछे खडे हो गए- विनम्रतापूर्वक, हाथ जोडे, नजरे झुकाए जब कैमरे की ओर हाथ हिलाते गुजनंदन मुस्कुराये तो उनकी नजर आटोमिटिकली मुज्तबा पर पड़ी। फिर उन्होंने घूमकर डोलाण्ड को देखा। सर्वज्ञानी रेडारचेतन प्रभु तो आगंतुको के प्रवास का कारण पहले ही जानते थे। परंतु अवतार को सामान्य मनुष्य होने का अभिनय करना पड़ता है, अतएव वे खिखिखि करते हुए अंजान बने रहे। ●● जब रील शूट, एडिट, ट्वीट हो गई, तो वे मुड़े। दोनों मित्रों का यथोचित सत्कार किया और यात्रा का प्रयोजन पूछा। डोलाण्ड ने कुटिलता से हँसते हुए कहा- हे डिग्रीधर। आसन्न युद्ध मे इस युद्ध में आप मुझे सहायता दें। मैने आपको रूस से तेल खरीदने की अनुति दी। टैरिफ मे ढील और ट्रेड की डील दी। मैने गौतम की जॉच रूकाई, और एस्पीरीन की फाइल छुपाई। आपसे मेरा जन्म जन्मांतर का नाता है। बेसिकली हम एक थाली के चटटे बट्टे है। आज मैं ही आपके पास पहले आया हूँ। अतः आप मेरी सहायता करें। ●● गुजभूषण हंसे। स्वर्णिम पीली दंतपंक्ति चमक उठी। डोलाण्ड के कंधे पर हाथ मार बोले - खिखिखि, माई डियर फ्रेण्ड। कोई संदेह नहीं, खिखिखि... कि तुम पहले आए हो। परन्तु मैंने खामनेईसुत मुज्तबा को पहले देखा। खिखिखि .. ●● अब कैमरा जूम हुआ, सर्वेश्वर के आखो के दृढनिश्चय दिखने लगा। वाणी मे फोरट्रेक-स्टीरियोफोनिक, डोल्बी-सराउंड-साउंण्ड इफैक्ट पैदा हो गया था। देवाधिदेव की वाणी त्रिलोक मे गूंजी - मैं तुम दोनों की सहायता करूँगा। शास्त्रों में कहा गया है कि छोटे को पहले वरदान दिया जाए। अतः अवस्था में छोटे होने के कारण खामनेईसुत, पहले अपनी इच्छा व्यक्त करने का अधिकारी है। ●● मेरे पास तीन दिन मे तैयार होने वाली सेना है। दस करोड़ ट्रोलों की विशाल फालोइंग है। इसमे हर एक सिपाही बल बुद्धि मे एग्जेक्टली में मेरे समान हैं। सबके पास लंबी जुबान, और छोटा मष्तिष्क है, वे गाइडेड, आत्मघाती मिसाईल है। आपमे से एक पक्ष को ये दुर्ग्राह्य सैनिक दिए जाएँगे। और दूसरे पक्ष को अकेला मैं जाऊँगा। परन्तु मैं न तो युद्ध करूँगा और न कोई शस्त्र धारण करूँगा। मुज्तबा - इन दोनों में से जो भी तुम्हें अधिक प्रिय लगे, तुम पहले चुन लो। क्योंकि धर्म के अनुसार तुम्हें पहले चुनने का अधिकार है। ●● खमनेइसुत ने तुरंत कहा “भगवन! मैं आपको चुनता हूँ। डोलॉण्ड बहुत प्रसन्न हुआ। उसे लगा कि मुज्तबा ने मूर्खता कर दी। मगर मायूसी का नाटक करते हुए बोला - ठीक है देव, अब मै मजबूरी मे आपकी सेना लेता हूँ। और वहाँ से चला गया। ●● बाद मे प्रभु ने मुज्तबा से पूछा- खमनेईसुत, मैंने तो कहा था कि मैं युद्ध में हथियार नहीं उठाऊँगा। फिर भी तुमने मुझे ही क्यों चुना? मुज्तबा ने उत्तर दिया- भगवन! आप अकेले ही सब शत्रुओं का निपटान कर सकते हैं। हे नरोत्तम, आजकल के युद्ध मे छल, प्रोपगंडा, बकैती, झूठ का निर्णायक महत्व है। इस मामले मे आपका महिमा संसार में अपार है। आपका कोई तोड़ नही। जहाँ आप होंगे, वहाँ व्हाट्सप यूनिवर्सिटी का सारा टैलेण्ट होगा। आप हमारे वैज्ञानिको को ट्यूशन देकर पवनचक्की से पानी और तेहरान के नालो से गैस बनवा सकते हैं। आपकी आर्थिक दृष्टि से हम डॉलरबन्दी करवा कर अमरीका को चौपट कर सकते है। हमारी मिसाइलें, बादल में छुपवा सकते हैं। इन्ही तमाम कारणो से आपको चुना। ●● प्रभु यह वचन सुनकर अत्यंत प्रसन्न हुए। बोले- खिखिखि, ईरान नरेश। तुम्हे मेरा पूरा सहयोग मिलेगा। मेरे समर्थक इजराईल के साथ अवश्य खडे रहेगे, लेकिन मै उन्हे जलील करते हुए, मै तुम्हारे देश को ह्यूमनेटेरियन एड भेजूंगा। मुज्तबा चरणो मे झुक गया। उसकी आंखों से कृतज्ञता के आंसू बह रहे थे। प्रमुदित होकर उसने आखे मूंद ली। तभी कानों मे प्रभु की आवाज सुनाई दी- सुनो, महल मे गैस खत्म हो गयी है। दो सिलेंडर भिजवा देना ...

🚨BREAKING: Qatar just declared force majeure on LNG contracts to Italy, Belgium, South Korea, and China. For up to 5 years. Here's what the CEO just told In an exclusive interview with Reuters, Qatar's Energy Minister and CEO of QatarEnergy just confirmed the damage from Iran's attack on Ras Laffan. It's worse than anyone thought. → 2 out of 14 LNG trains damaged → 1 of 2 gas-to-liquids (GTL) facilities damaged → 12.8 million tonnes per year of LNG offline for 3-5 years → 17% of Qatar's total LNG export capacity gone → $20 billion annual revenue loss → $26 billion in damaged facilities (the CEO said they "should not be attacked") QatarEnergy may declare force majeure on long term LNG supply contracts to: → Italy → Belgium → South Korea → China For up to 5 years. Additional exports declining: → Condensates: Down 24% → LPG: Down 13% → Naphtha: Down 6% → Sulphur: Down 6% → Helium: Down 14% The damaged trains: → Train S4 and S6: 30% owned by ExxonMobil, rest by QatarEnergy Production cannot restart until hostilities cease. What this means? 12.8 million tonnes per year = 17% of Qatar's LNG capacity. 17% of its capacity just disappeared for 3-5 years. Italy, Belgium, South Korea, China: These countries had long-term contracts with Qatar. Force majeure means those contracts are suspended. They now have to compete in spot markets for replacement cargoes. Against each other. And against every other buyer scrambling for LNG. $20 billion per year in lost revenue for Qatar. $26 billion in facilities damaged. The only country with capacity to absorb Qatari volumes at scale is the United States. I wrote a full breakdown on how this shift benefits US LNG producers and which stocks are positioned to win from Qatar's structural supply loss👇 open.substack.com/pub/themerchan… #Iran #Qatar #LNG

Helium is the only element that escapes Earth’s atmosphere permanently. Once released, it rises through the troposphere, passes the stratosphere, and leaves the planet. It cannot be manufactured. It cannot be synthesised at industrial scale. It accumulates over billions of years in the same geological reservoirs as natural gas. And one third of the world’s supply just went offline because Iran hit the facility that extracts it. Qatar produced roughly 63 million cubic metres of helium in 2025, accounting for 30 to 36 percent of global supply from a total of approximately 190 million cubic metres. QatarEnergy’s three large helium purification plants at Ras Laffan form the world’s biggest helium production base. When LNG production stopped after Iranian drone strikes on March 2 and the subsequent missile damage on March 19, helium extraction stopped automatically because helium is recovered during natural gas liquefaction. You cannot produce helium without producing LNG. The byproduct dies with the primary product. Spot helium prices have roughly doubled since the crisis began. Industry consultants warn that prolonged disruption could push contract prices toward $2,000 per thousand cubic feet. A major industrial gas supplier has already begun assessing customers a helium surcharge. Phil Kornbluth, the most cited helium market consultant, stated the assessment directly: the world cannot compensate for the loss of a third of its helium supply. South Korea imports 64.7 percent of its helium from Qatar. SK Hynix and Samsung operate high-volume fabs producing the DRAM and high-bandwidth memory that power every AI accelerator, every data centre GPU, and every cloud computing cluster on Earth. Helium cools silicon wafers during fabrication. It serves as a carrier gas in deposition and etching tools. It enables leak detection in vacuum systems. Modern extreme ultraviolet lithography requires helium-cooled environments for precise temperature control. Without helium, the fabrication process degrades or stops. SK Hynix and Samsung hold two to three months of helium inventory. Two to three months is not a buffer. It is a countdown. If Ras Laffan remains offline beyond that window, South Korean memory production faces rationing. TSMC in Taiwan is somewhat more diversified but still uses Qatar-linked supply chains. The entire AI hardware supply chain, from HBM3E memory stacks to advanced logic chips, sits inside helium-dependent ecosystems. Beyond semiconductors, helium cools the superconducting magnets in more than 14,000 MRI machines operating worldwide. It pressurises rocket fuel tanks and purges propulsion systems in aerospace. CERN’s Large Hadron Collider depends on helium cryogenic systems. There is no substitute for helium in any of these applications at industrial scale. The United States and Qatar together account for more than 70 percent of global production. The US federal helium reserve and private suppliers offer partial relief, but global prices and spot availability are still governed by Qatar’s market share. Japan’s Iwatani has drawn on US reserves. Canada and the Rockies are seeing renewed investor interest. None of this replaces 63 million cubic metres in weeks. The war hit uranium first. Then oil. Then nitrogen. Then water. Then plastic. Then medicine. Then sulfur. Now helium. Eight layers. Each one deeper. Each one closer to the infrastructure that sustains modern civilisation. The chip that processes your data, the magnet that scans your body, and the rocket that launches your satellite all depend on an atom that leaves the planet when you lose it. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

In a country where Kareena Kapoor gets trolled mercilessly for naming her son Taimur or Jehangir, now YOUR choice to change religion will be decided by the government and jobless vigilantes around you? After North Indian cow belt states, Maharashtra's Assembly and Council just rammed through the "Religious Freedom Bill" under Devendra Fadnavis's govt. They claim it's just to stop "forced conversions" (aka their pet term "Love Jihad"). But the truth? This shreds your privacy rights—mandating a 60-day advance notice for any conversion, publicly displayed for all to see! Result: Families pressured, fake complaints filed, and mob tamasha everywhere. We've seen attacks even for inter-caste marriages by your own relatives—imagine this for religion! This isn't freedom; it's a policing state turning Maharashtra into "gau patra" territory, where your personal faith becomes public fodder "to save you." Wake up, Maharashtra! Your bedroom decisions are now BJP's business! youtu.be/C-5_gVSmtuQ?si…

A friend of mine was laid off. 19 yoe. After a month of applying here and there, he got some interview calls. In the interview, they are asking basic programming language syntaxes, DSA & Leetcode questions, etc. When he asked what's this, they said it's for filtering. Is our interview process rigged? Or have we stopped respecting the experience of a candidate?

@manaman_chhina CNN says damaged. F-35 ki khidki ka sheesha tod diya Iran ne.

Every Tom, Dick and self styled defence analyst has been chanting about Iran’s air defence having been destroyed. How did it manage to hit a fifth generation fighter aircraft?

What an absolute idiot. These are guys who were part of our growing up. I liked this guy so much in Naam ,Arjun,Here pheri. Look what he has turned himself into ...an abusive pathetic troll. Forget him, Swaroop sampatji was a part of times when we were growing up. Modi bhakti me inka dimaag GOBAR ho gaya hai. GET WELL SOON @SirPareshRawal shame on you.

Iran targeting U.S. F-35 fighter jet. It is priced at $100 million dollars.

Nemo is here. 👋 I can't believe the government would be so afraid of criticism from a parody account that it would have to shut it down.

insurance to tha na

🚨BREAKING NEWS Qatar Gas CEO : We incurred a $20 billion loss at the facility we built for $26 billion two years ago.

2 drops of rain, and there goes the power supply.

you need to read the tweet before you appreciate this reply :)

Former Indian intelligence Chief Amarjit Singh Dulat: ''Iran will not be defeated'' ''We should stand with Iran''

Pure TamBrahm... purity in India is code word for caste pride

Rahul Gandhi said; “Remember my words. He will not come to Parliament.” Modi didn’t come. Instead: Sensex crashed 2,496 points. LPG up ₹60. Crude at historic highs. ₹7.6 trillion wiped since morning. He also said: “PM Modi is being blackmailed. He has no option but to sell out the Indian people.” Look at your portfolio. Look at your gas cylinder bill. Tell me he was wrong.