𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮 𝓖𝓮𝓻

My biggest regret in life is not buying this blue octopus teapot. I don’t even like tea, but fuck that was a gorgeous teapot.

@Lmwrdux @hausofdecline I’ve been listening to this regularly since you recommended and I’m not gonna lie, it totally hit me like a truck when it played during the season finale of Beef, season 1. So thanks for that unintentional gift 🫡👼

@Lmwrdux @hausofdecline The vibe fits. It’ll go right here.

Ive been to probably close to 100 UFC events since '06. Maybe 15 as a fan and 80 as a media member. Ive *never* seen anything like this. I knew this company was fledgling. You could feel it. No one I grew up with was watching anymore. But this? This surprises even me. Good.

It’s too late, I have already portrayed you as the attention-seeking jester-adjacent shirtless Lil Pump, and myself as the unimpressed stoic queenly 90 year old grandmother

jesus christ

Rocky And Bullwinkle Taco Bell commercial #rockyandbullwinkle

every time i post physique i get a lot of dms asking for fitness/nutritional advice but i dont have the bandwidth, capacity, or confidence to offer any rn. im currently working on a personal trainer certification so i feel more qualified. pls stay tuned & thx for understanding 🙏

NICOLE KIDMAN BISEXUAL AT 58!!

"Experimental Rap" by JPEGMAFIA out May 21st 2026

No federally mandated paid parental leave, daycare $2k/month for a newborn, can of milk $60, groceries up 20%, can’t afford a home (space) , and can’t go to college. oh and can’t go to the doctor if unemployed. and you fake ass confused.

Prosecutors say D4vd stabbed 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez to death to silence her, according to newly revealed court filing details: ▫️ Prosecutors obtained text messages between the two from April 22, 2025, the night before her phone activity went quiet and they believe she was killed “The messages reveal the victim’s jealousy over defendant’s relationships with other women, as defendant led her to believe they had a future together. She became extremely upset and threatened to disclose damaging information about her relationship with defendant to end his career and destroy his life." ▫️ Prosecutors claim D4vd bought two chainsaws online and used them to dismember her body in an inflatable pool ▫️ Celeste’s DNA was allegedly found in his garage, where prosecutors claim the dismemberment happened “Knowing he had to silence the victim before she ruined his music career as she had threatened, very soon after her arrival at his home, defendant stabbed the victim to death multiple times and stood by while she bled out.” (via AP)

All this because a 50 year old man fucked a bunch of children in the 1990's

Conservatives: “If you can’t afford to raise babies, don’t have them!” Society: “Okay.” Conservatives: “Wait, hold on, but you still gotta have kids for some reason. 🥺”

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Los Angeles prosecutors say singer D4vd stabbed 14-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez to death to silence her.

Still one of my favorite bits

currently 34. started hrt 2.5 years ago and lifting the year after. trust the process 💪

@factpostnews This should disqualify him from running in the race called life tbh.

Blackface performer Bobby Berger is running as a Republican for Maryland state delegate. A former Baltimore City police officer, Berger hosted a minstrel show fundraiser for the cops involved in the murder of Freddie Gray.

Making it illegal to openly criticize the President is why people call this administration fascist.

this company used to make such incredibly strong video packages and vignettes. it was something that genuinely set their presentation apart. even during The 83 Weeks they were 20x better than WCW with this. now it's this. there is no creative in Creative.

lazy ass company can’t even find/hire an actual creative

Three young mariachi musicians were wrongfully detained by the Trump administration and ICE in February of this year. Upon their release, they will now perform with Kacey Musgraves at her tour stop in Texas.