Vipul Jain

People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face.

Football player Messi jaisa hona chahiye, Kaka to mere baap ka bhai bhi hai.

Hehe. One day of rain and Mumbai is all messed up. In Bangalore, for such things to happen, it will take at least 2 days of rain.

@Gaurav7jain Smart move? More like shite move, you nincompoop.

@AapChutiyeHain Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon firane laga. JUDGE:Kya bana rahe ho? Santa:"Chutiya" :D

@Gaurav7jain YOU DESERVE TO DIE NEXT... rather MURDERED.

-How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? -None. The light bulb must change from within.

Whenever I set off to give my exam and My mom asks "Kuch Bhoola To Nahi" .. My Soul screams inside "Padhna .. Padhna Bhool Gaya " ..

@Gaurav7jain Looks like you've been there, done that.

@Gaurav7jain That's what she said and well... a case of sexual assault was booked.

@Gaurav7jain He who knows #firsttouch knows #football

Knock Knock. Who's there? Siddhu. Siddhu who? Jaise pahad kabhi jhuk nahi sakte, blah blah blah. *double locks the door from inside*

“Normally you can't hear your own voice because you're talking over it." - Karl Pilkington

@Gaurav7jain "No one gives a shit" to someone's tweets as well.

"There'll come a time when our little finger will disappear. I've watched it. It does nothin'. It never helps out" Karl Pilkington