Warren Kluck

I like going to Waffle House, pretending that I can't decide what to order and then seeing how many fans of wordplay are at the table.

A humanoid robot named Lightning shattered the robot half-marathon record in Beijing on Sunday, finishing in 50 minutes and 26 seconds. And then, even faster, it slapped a 13.1 sticker on the back of it's Forester.

58% still believe in the American Dream for 2026. If their version of the American Dream is living out your days as a Mad Max War Boy then I can absolutely understand your optimism.

Financial infidelities top the reasons for divorce in 2026. So what I'm taking away here is that sleeping around is a safer bet than it has ever been?

A study found that dieters who actively suppress food cravings and then watch videos of indulgent foods may actually eat less. I'll just stay fat, I don't want to be no food cuck.

More than half of Americans are experiencing AI burnout, with 54% reporting they're "getting tired of hearing" about it. It's like Crossfit but the gym is the only one doing all the talking about it.

A study tracking people for decades found that weight gained between ages 17 and 29 carries stronger mortality risks than pounds added later in life. Damn, those three years of post-Lebowski White Russians really coming home to roost. Why couldn't they have him drink water?

Researchers found relocating fresh produce from the back to front entrance of supermarkets increased sales by over 2,500 extra servings per store weekly. That is a lot of cilantro brought home to only use a handful and then watch the rest turn into brown liquid in the bag.

44% casually mention their "country count" during conversations, while 38% quickly name destinations they've visited when others bring up travel. So embarrassing. I avoid doing this by just not ordering a Clearly Canadian.

A @jimmyjohns Beach Club the way it used to be. The way the good Lord intended it to be.

Burger King launched two new breakfast options featuring Candied Maple Bacon for a limited time at participating locations nationwide. Both taste exactly like those khakis that have elastic built into the sides of the waistband.

Government requests for social media user data have soared. Guess my days as the anonymous iron-fisted admin of the "Who Remembers Herman's Head?" Facebook group are numbered.

A new study of over 140,000 infants confirms that COVID vaccination during pregnancy protects babies in their first months of life. If you'd like to get absolutely eaten alive, drop a link to the story in a Facebook Moms group.

The Treasury Department announced Thursday it will place President Trump's signature on all new paper currency, marking the first time a sitting president's signature will appear on American bills. Gas is running ya about four and a half Donalds a gallon right now.

Drexel University researchers discovered that eating identical meals daily can enhance weight loss outcomes. Also none of them can be the Big Arch.

Little Debbie has partnered with Hudsonville Ice Cream to create new Oatmeal Creme Pie Ice Cream Bars this Summer. Find them wherever you can also buy shirts to wear in the pool.

I go around the horn on coffee at work….may stop on this. 10/10 probably the best coffee I’ve ever had.

NASA announced a $30 billion plan to build a permanent base on the moon and send astronauts there every six months following the Artemis V mission. Skip the shiplap, it's going to be like popcorn ceilings in a decade.

41 year old Joe Flacco has signed a one year deal with the Bengals. He will be backing up Joe Burrow and starting at telling long-drawn out stories that go absolutely nowhere. Usually adding a friend's race for no reason. Didn't matter to the story Pops.

Six in ten Americans consider physician-assisted death either morally acceptable or not a moral issue. I approve only if it's delivered by Pedigree or Stone Cold Stunner. Give us a show.

The Treasury has declared the U.S. insolvent this week. That's fine, we didn't even want kids.