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@lonestarSlimm @usermooseontwt You’re the one who took it serious . Bless up gang

@way2elevated @usermooseontwt It’s a joke. Don’t be so dense. Lighten up Holmes

Hansel’s bounce is still so crazy

When I finally get it right, please God let my mom be there

@Nimbopill @elonmusk please get me off African twitter man these niggas are genuinely retarted

Treat her well, she will forget you in a week Rape her, she will create an anniversary for you 🤵🏻‍♂️🥂

@heisfamez I hope everyone knows this didn’t happen at all and bro stays in Nigeria do w you want w that info

Been talking to this girl for over 2 weeks. We vibe well, conversation has never really gone dry, I genuinely like her. Wednesday we locked in plans. She brought it up herself. She said “let’s do something this Saturday, I’m free all day.” I planned around it. Told my boy I’d be busy. Had a spot in mind. Everything was sorted. Saturday morning I woke up to a text from 1:36am. “Hey I’m so sorry, a friend just turned up at my place tonight and I can’t really leave him, I really am sorry about tomorrow 😭” Him. Just turned up at her place. At 1:36am she’s still up with him and just remembered we had plans. I replied when I woke up. Said no worries, enjoy your time. She said “you’re not upset are you, I feel really bad.” I said nah I’m good. She said we would link next weekend and she won’t be cancelling again. Twenty minutes later, she sent me TikTok videos with Laughing emoji. I didn’t reply. Called my boy, told him I was free. We linked, grabbed food, watched the football, had a proper evening. Way better than I expected my Saturday to go honestly. Around 9pm she texted. “You didn’t check the TikTok I sent you.” I replied “😂 I’ll watch it” and kept it moving. She sent a few more messages. I replied to some. Not all. Not because I’m upset. I really wasn’t. I just decided somewhere between that TikTok and sitting with my boy that I’m done being the most available person in situations where I’m clearly not the priority. Next weekend she’ll probably bring it up again. We’ll see if I’m still free.

@namelessD_ Yall Nigeria niggas so freaked out

I see yall saying doggy or collapse doggy, lmao weak men cum faster with doggy. You see missionary, that eye contact, deep kissing, sucking of tongue, moaning in each other ears, fucking him back, put that two legs on his shoulders, tell her she’ owns that pusssy lmao that’s shiiii right there

unfortunately i sat in my room at my lowest and nobody checked up on me so no idc about how you feel.

are there australian mexicans ? if so do you think they say naur mames wey

@lonestarSlimm @usermooseontwt Just cus he got 1 hand .You only need 1 hand to make a lay up jus saying 🤷🏽‍♂️

@usermooseontwt I’m sorry if I get yammed on by cuh I’d might have to gon head & take that jump

@SammmXBT @FearedBuck Nigga it’s neon if you get insecure of that nigga then ggs

@FearedBuck how is she casually hugging neon in front of her boyfriend?

Neon linked up with Sommer Ray at Coachella and was shocked when she introduced him to her boyfriend 💀

@FearedBuck She is not bad at all gang

@UnderdogNBA Brother said I gotta make it happen sum how

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“GUCCI A RAT!” Nigga get yo ass back on that forklift and move some pallets..

@currysafraud Welcome back

Not tweeting until Podz scores 30

@EVMafiaX @Mazivs @Amonahan Lmao I hope people see this

@Mazivs @Amonahan Then show a PnL

Saved up & bought this ✅😋 "Spurs moneyline (-2000) 50u" is the play

Coachella coo but you’ll never see me paying if I’m at that mf 😂

@dracosrevenge It be these types cus niggas hype they head up 2 much . Making em feel like they better than everyone else.

women are so gorgeous i just wish they were good people

@EnergyUp_ It’s always the accounts in India just saying shit 😂

A 30 year old pvssy is not the same as a 23 year old pvssy. Let me explain.....

@akafaceUS Kanye kid all the way 😂😂😂

Kim Kardashian was furious because her Daughter North West's knees are touching when walking.