𝔭rivate eye.

@jckptlusts you’re very welcome mind if i come inside .ᐣ

@hexedlvst her charms were no joke. the mild mannered investigator felt an urge overcome him , one that was hard to resist. it made him feel like getting down on his knees and crawling towards the woman

@websnoir don’t think about that right now. simply focus on me , peter … and let yourself fully go feral

making sure you remember why she’s your favorite avenger.

@hexedlvst case work is , well , all my time this feels nice . . .

@websnoir not at all. besides — i know you’d appreciate the time not spent on solving a case.

@hexedlvst . . . s’pose it can’t hurt to . . . try . . . [ 😵‍💫 ]

@websnoir even the most experienced of people fall victim to her charm … it’s better to give into it , mister parker.

@jckptlusts / ** noir in modern day

@pointedrot think so . . . tried taking a nice picture earlier

@websnoir does he even know how to use it properly ?

@𝒈𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒚 has posted on instagram … again

@justicepunished / my fav band ily

everything his ‘ friends ’ have instructed him to catch up on in the future . . .

@justicepunished ✏️ nine . . . inch . . . nails . . . ✏️ that a hardware store .ᐣ

and if i spoke…….

@pointedrot he was a little late to this particular party.

@websnoir … oh lord he can’t use a phone -

@tricksarrow well , i fought a fella with electric hands wouldn’t want you to go through that untreated. sitdown , kid.

@websnoir fuck... is it that bad?

<- just got zapped by her own trick arrow...

@teachinvisible not particularly . . . but i know i want to do this with you.

trust me , this is 𝔭art of the job

/ idc if he’s not my fc you better read all my replies in nic cage’s voice