wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
A man told him to pass 😭😭😭😭😭😭
2000s Football ⚽@00sFootb4ll
Enjoy all of 30 Kaká's goals in the Champions League!
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wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
An actual human would have stopped 5 seconds earlier instead of plowing full speed ahead into thick smoke.
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 Watch the moment a Tesla pulled off a split-second move, through smoke, to avoid a crash that seemed nearly impossible.
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Hotspur Lane@HotspurLane
🚨 Mikey Moore opens up about his strange long-term injury at #THFC last season that was AFFECTING HIS HEART! 😳 “I went for a driving lesson at the time that night, and then all of a sudden I just felt a bit of pain in my chest. The doctor called me in and was like, "FORGET ABOUT FOOTBALL for now." 😬 “It came back that I had myocarditis, which is a virus, and it just went to the heart and gave me, gave me the pains in my heart!” “I was lucky that I caught it, caught it early because l'm not sure what could have happened after that.” So thankful that this didn’t become any more serious. Mikey Moore is a serious talent and one of our own! 🤍
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wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
People surprised he’s risen from the dead… He’s Jesus. That’s his job.
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wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
I feel like a lot of ppl who dedicate their accounts to football haven’t actually played it cause.. huh?
Amit💫🤟🏼@meamitshuklaa
So he trapped the ball with the studs of his left foot and passed it with the side of his right foot in one motion. Wow
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As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a £25 note and a written note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop.
He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop.
The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.
When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus.
The butcher follows, dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery.
After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” bell, then the butcher follows him off.
The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -WHAP!- against the door.
He does this again and again.
No answer.
So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door.
A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.
The butcher runs up and screams at the guy, “What in hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius!”
The owner responds, “Genius, my ass. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys!”
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wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
I’ve seen someone else on here suggest that the retired doctor who wrote this was a “junior” doctor in 1974 when he was “happy with £7,500”
Just so we’re all clear on the maths:
£7,500 in 1974 in today’s money is:
🔹 £114,756 by RPI inflation.
🔸 £72,046 by CPI inflation.
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*hits blunt* oh boy do I know a way 🤔
J ERIC YINGLING@JERICYINGLING1
Cannabis grows wild in Japan in many areas, but 80% of it can be found in the northern island of Hokkaido. The government and civilian volunteers put in a huge effort to eradicate such cannabis plants, but it is literally impossible to remove millions and millions of plants each year.
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wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
"I'll send Ethan to play for Algeria"
Madrid Xtra@MadridXtra
🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “If I had to choose between playing for my dad's country Cameroon or my mom's country Algeria? I grew up more with Cameroonian culture than Algerian. I was closer to my Cameroon family. But since, I got a lot closer to my Algerian side, and I want to go there, since I've never been there before. I'll send Ethan to play for Algeria, and I'll play for Cameroon.”
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wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
I’m literally crying man and it’s not even about Kante giving him the armband it was the way he sent Cherki to go and collect it for him 😭😭😭😭
Ayomide@_midoslim
You, yes you, bring me my fvcking captain armband Killian mugabe again guys😭😭
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wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
We need more managers doing these. Refs are far too protected for how incompetent they are.
Jess@_jessicalorna
SONIA BROUGHT RECEIPTS
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wezza 🇧🇧 รีทวีตแล้ว
Relationships culture is dead because everyone is negotiating to win against a person they’re supposed to be trying to spend the rest of their lives with.
Imani 🇵🇷@imanii_reena
No I don’t wanna go 50/50 with a man. Yes, I’ll go 70/30
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