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@r_u_thinking @spellabee @Quadcarl Fuck off. And that IS from all of Canada

@whtaboutthatguy @spellabee @Quadcarl i actually did you just haven't looked what a dick

I just wanna say fuck you to anyone who said Obama was the most divisive president in our country’s history.

@r_u_thinking @spellabee @Quadcarl Yes. Because I represent all of Canada. Interesting that you still can’t answer the original question.

@whtaboutthatguy @spellabee @Quadcarl canada's opinion is noted and has been filed appropriately

@_mokaya0 Sorry, the best joke ever on tv is on The Dennis Miller show during the Gore/Bush election when he showed a picture of a naked woman holding a Gore sign on the shoulders of a man. He said, isn’t that great, a Gore supporter and a bush supporter.

The best joke I've seen on TV is on The Sopranos when Tony asks Pussy's son whether he's taking Astronomy in Uni. He goes no why? Then Tony says because he hears he's just taking up space at school. I thought that was really really good

It never ceases to amaze how people born 20 years after a show come out can complain about it like it’s a thing only they discovered.

@spellabee @r_u_thinking @Quadcarl There’s nothing divisive about it.

@r_u_thinking @Quadcarl What exactly is divisive about him saying that? How is it more divisive than Trump’s constant insults and childish name calling?

@gascaf88 The story wasn’t built around MJF being able to put Darby away. It was built around Darby doing so much damage to himself he essentially put himself away. That’s what MJF said he’d do, and it worked.

MJF survives coffin drop by Darby Allin from the scaffolding, then another one from the top of the turnbuckle yet he wins with a basic super tombstone piledriver? #AEWDoN

@trainofangels00 Get rid of the Kraft Dinner and buy Annie’s noodles instead.

🇨🇦 To you wonderful Canadians across this amazing nation... serious question: Does ketchup belong on Kraft Dinner? 🇨🇦

@Nugethenugget93 @HawkEmDownChris But the same applies to hockey. There’s never been a player to win the Stanley Cup by himself. It takes a team working together

@whtaboutthatguy @HawkEmDownChris I’m saying that you can’t just lean on your stars. The WHOLE TEAM has to be goated for 2 months to win. Great players may never win because they are on bad teams. It takes a whole team heater to win. No carrying. Every facet of the team needs to be rolling at the right time

Yes or No: The Stanley Cup is the hardest championship to win in sports.

@Nugethenugget93 @HawkEmDownChris So you’re saying you have to play less to win the World Series and that makes it harder?

@HawkEmDownChris I have to say no, simply because I think that the World Series is harder. So much more of a team game. If you’re a pitcher, you only get to pitch once every 4ish days or only 1 or 2 innings. If you’re a hitter, you only get to come up 3-4 times a game. Stars can’t carry

@charise_lee It’s funny that it’s making fun of a patriarchal system that made women do things like this in commercials 15 years ago. It’s too bad the joke doesn’t land since no commercial made in the last 5 years fits what they are targeting.

Why does Damien keep interrupting? He should try just sitting there and smiling‼️

@Duanebyrum @PaulleyTicks Why? Seriously, why?

@PaulleyTicks You might have fixed it in your eyes, but the good news that loser and his show isn't on Tv anymore, They should have canceled him alot sooner!!!

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

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@realJeremyCarl This is so beyond stupid that it’s not even worth it.

When the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson signed off in 1992, 55 Million of America's 250 Million people watched. (More than 1 in 5 Americans) Stephen Colbert's final show drew 6.7 Million out of 342 Million Americans (less than 2%) That's the difference between being an American institution and preaching to a small and dying liberal choir.

@dhe3g Yes men can. We watch movies and shows with female protagonists and female coming of age stories. We are okay with not having stories about us.

the only reason ppl hate on it is because men can’t handle having a story not centered on their experiences 🙄 women have to watch 20 billion nerd coming of age stories but men can’t handle one cringe 13 year old girl movie…. Okay

@greenmcguffin @RpsAgainstTrump I am so surprised a Trump supporter doesn’t care about people in other countries. What are the odds?

@whtaboutthatguy @RpsAgainstTrump I'm gonna keep it 100 with you. I don't give a single fuck what you or anyone else in Canada thinks about this.

Trump just posted an AI-generated video of himself throwing Stephen Colbert into a dumpster. There’s truly no bottom.

@greenmcguffin @RpsAgainstTrump I’ll complain about this because it shouldn’t be something the PRESIDENT OF THE US should be bothering with. He is such a whiny cry baby bitch that can’t take a joke or a single criticism. You say Colbert is vile? Why cause he doesn’t worship at Trump’s feet?

@RpsAgainstTrump You’re complaining about this? There are so many reasons to dislike Trump, but Colbert is vile and this AI video is harmless. You are controlled opposition or a useful, idiotic, political white noise machine. This does nothing to turn people away from Trump.

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