window washer #3

@DubzyOnceAgain Slowpoke or cunt are my go tos

We need a slur for people who drive slow in the left lane

The guy who retired Goldberg, retired AJ Styles, and retired John Cena by making him tap out for the first time in 20 years just lost to Cody Rhodes. One of the worst booking decisions of the year. #WWEClash

In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king

@katz_morris Blitzkrieging strangers assholes is a private matter

It’s no one’s fucking business what happened in Graham & Amy’s marriage before he was ever a candidate for office. There should be no place in our politics for incompetent, opportunistic operatives who violate privacy, betray trust, and prioritize vengeance over decency.

@FilmUpdates Does she play a bird

Sarah Snook to star in a remake of ‘THE BIRDS.’

@ArchLobster @AnonymousLeftie But Ireland is just England with more fields isn’t it?

@AnonymousLeftie The boy here thinks Louisiana is the same as New York.

Americans think states having different grocery stores is culture

@graeme_from_IT This is the #1 mustard of all time

American guy tries English mustard for the first time, but treats it like American mustard. As seen on Reddit…

@B_Bhullar @WBrettWilson

We can debate, disagree, and still care deeply about Canada. Canadians first 🇨🇦 Nice chatting @WBrettWilson

@alightbearer123 @LibertyCappy

@LibertyCappy Too bad they have Circle K in Europe

We can give this country boy a pass. 😎

Dismal ‘Supergirl’ tracking data sparks concern after lead actress mocks Christian dad critics trib.al/xOM6Uwx

Whoops! Earlier this week, while running down the stairs in a rush, I tripped and ended up breaking my ankle—I wouldn’t recommend it. 🙃 Next week, I’ll be back at the Capitol for votes and hearings and doing everything else I can to be a voice for Washington state in the Senate—I’ll just be swapping one of my tennis shoes for an ankle brace for a bit. Whether on foot, crutches, or wheels—I have no doubt I’ll still be one of the fastest Senators, and I hope to be speed walking through the halls of Congress again very soon. I also want to express my deep gratitude to the staff at Legacy Salmon Creek Medical Center for their excellent care and treatment.

@AmberWoods100 Right before the World Cup

BREAKING The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to suspend international flights arriving in blue cities.

Kayvon Thibodeaux pulled Jaxson Dart to the side of OTA’s today and was very emotional as he spoke to him. It is believed this was due to Jaxson Dart recently introducing President Trump.

@Eromina_Mutairu Katie Vick

What is the greatest storyline WWE has ever produced?

@LaundryGuy1945 They like to leave the window open when it’s cold because stagnant air will kill you, but also a draft will kill you, and also ac will kill you. They all still think they have the immune system of a 1300s peasant.

Is AC causing sickness an actual belief in Europe?

@BLABBERMOUTHNET The living herpe has spoken

BRET MICHAELS Drops Out Of 'Freedom 250' Concert Series: It 'Has Evolved Into Something Much More Divisive Than What I Agreed To Be A Part Of' blabbermouth.net/news/bret-mich…

Shut down Delaney Hall and abolish ICE.

@pipislayer_vt Their toilets are strong, but hot dogs are their breaking point.

First Germany culture shock. In the hotel bathroom, theres a dispenser for small bags like this right next to the toilet... Please enlighten me...

@jjiimboslice @GhostyKirky @PhysioPeck @some_leftie Just not in summer

@GhostyKirky @PhysioPeck @some_leftie Virtually every EU country (including the UK) ranks higher than the US for life expectancy you retard.

Don’t talk shit about Europeans not having AC they’ll swarm your post simultaneously crying that they can’t afford it and calling you a stupid hillbilly for owning one