evil witch
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evil witch
@witchofevil
casting my evil spells...

most insane part of surgery was my anesthesiologist telling me “btw, i switched your IV to the anesthesia☺️” and i just went “you’ve laced me. how very dare you” and instantly woke up w no titties covered in blankets

Crossbow 🎯 VS 🪓 Axe

Between Two Worlds…ざわ…


@greggleshitter @ClingClams @noinconsistency So there is this thing called humane euthanasia where you kill it as painlessly as possible and not fucking torture it before hand then killing it in agony. This is genuinely sociopathic behavior get some help man.


Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt: “He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”


Potion 🌡️ VS ⚜️ Scepter

I find wildlife photography to be far more impressive than hunting and killing an animal. Have you ever tried to take a photo of a bird? Shits hard
















