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@afrkml iphone, selingkuh, istri 😭😭 gmn2 mkstnya???

Katanya 3 kata pertama yg dilihat, nentuin nasib 2026 kamu. Kalian dapet apa? 😭🫵🏻

HERMINA APP NOTIF SAID WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

rangkuman berita indo yang gua inget taun 2025 ini: - presiden anti kritik, omon2, ketinggalan jaman - mantan presiden kita finalis occrp - wapres planga-plongo, jadi juri lomba AI pula - korupsi dimana-mana (paling tinggi nyentuh 5,9 kuadrilliun) - koruptor hukuman nya lemah dan beberapa bahkan menjabat lagi - sistem meritokrasi bullshit - PHK dimana-mana - dana pendidikan dan kesehatan dipangkas, dana kementrian malah ditambah - program MGB ga bergizi - efisiensi bullshit (rapat di fairmont, minum equil, tunjangan jabatan kelas atas kaga dipangkas, celana dalem tni bayarnya pake uang pajak rakyat) - RUU TNI udah disahkan bahkan belom dipublikasi draft akhirnya (kemarin2 sulit di akses kita yg digaslight) - danantara macem judi - coretax bermasalah - rupiah melemah, IHSG turun, saham anjlok, investor kabur - IKN mangkrak (pernah tutup sehari macem dufan) - deforestasi semakin tinggi, ujan dikit langsung banjir - subsidi dicabut, bansos 1 taun ke depan ditiadakan - polisi pedofil, pembunuh, pemalak - opresi militer di papua yang ga kunjung kelar - banyak nya ormas dan pungli gajelas - PPN naik 12% (walopun akhirnya gajadi karena demo)

The only tutorial you need. 🫡

Harsh truth: Cardio is a stupid way to lose fat. If you have 30 pounds of stubborn belly fat to lose by Christmas, read this:

Aku pun ngerasa span perhatian berkurang dan sulit fokus, padahal aku cukup sering baca buku (dan kajian, kerjanya kan analisis). Yang membantu: ✅ Baca > 5 koran tiap pagi, bukan news aggregator medsos ✅ Punya notes tulis tangan, karena nulis (bukan ngetik) itu bikin kita mikir dan gerakannya ngaruh ke memori ✅ Menghasilkan tulisan atau pendapat di medsos, meski di Instagram yg visual - kontenku banyak tulisan 🤣

In 1990, the windshield of British Airways Flight 5390 came off at an altitude of 17,000 feet. This triggered a sudden decompression in the cockpit, resulting in the captain being partially ejected out of the aircraft. As luck would have it, Nigel Ogden, a flight attendant, was on his way into the cockpit at that moment. He managed to grab hold of the captain and maintain his grip for over 20 minutes while the copilot attempted an urgent landing. Although the majority of the crew presumed that the pilot had already lost his life, Ogden did not let go. There was a prevailing fear that if Ogden did release his hold, the pilot's body might strike the plane's engine, wing, or stabilizer, causing even more chaos. All Ogden knew was that the pilot was gradually slipping more and more out of the window and his head was continuously being battered against the airplane's body. Finally, after a distressing 20-minute flight with a gaping window, the aircraft was safely brought down at Southampton Airport. In the course of events, Ogden suffered from frostbite on his face, damage to one of his eyes, and a dislocated shoulder. In a miraculous turn of events, the pilot survived the ordeal, although he had frostbite and multiple fractures on his arms and hands. The image is a recreation from the television series "Mayday!"

@permisimang Mending bikin thread yg lu alamin kmrn dl deh duy ditunggu🙏

@permisimang Masih kalah sama lord data sayentis🙏

@discountfess GW HAMPIR SINTING MAIN GINIAN😭🙏

Df tips cocoki 4 agustus. Hari ini gampang banget riill, palungnya ga dalem

nothing wrong with splitting the bill but JASA KUOTA & nagih parkir 4k is insaneee get away from her u dusty

“kalau bang aldi bingung gimana nih bang kalo jadi wakil rakyat? nanti bingung juga” “emang mba ga bingung?? semua manusia bingung, di surga baru nanti ga bingung” 😭😭😭 pantes aku bingung terus..

@chilo_ut @txtdarionlshop Wkwkwkwk sama bgt bg pernah ditawarin gini juga, untung order bareng temen yg sering ke sbux dan gajadi kena scam hahaha

@txtdarionlshop Menurut gw Starbucks jg ngeselin bgt. Terakhir kesana beli kopi niat buat harga yg affordable 58k grande eh tbtb ditembak 'mau pake susu almond/soya?', gue kira udh include taunya nambah 19k apes bgt. Baristanya jg gabilang klo ada susu biasa🙃

Ada yang pernah jadi korban upselling jeko???

@CNNIndonesia Padahal pengen nyanyi bareng aja hmm....

MUI Larang Fan Meeting Billkin & PP Krit di Indonesia cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20230…

@angginoen @RemindMe_OfThis 3 hour

krn jijik aku mual dan muntah lg. Kepalaku kucondongkan ke lubang WC, mulutku terbuka mataku memandang lurus ke bawah. Kudorong sekuat tenaga dr perut supaya muntah. Tiba2 ada tangan menyentuh tengkukku. Memijat keras, cenderung mencekik dr belakang. Badanku berbalik, ada Awang

Silaturahmi ke keluarga jauh. Sampai di sana sudah malam, kecapekan seharian muter2. Rumahnya di pelosok harus lewat hutan2 gitu meski tak terlalu jauh dr jalan kabupaten yg banyak bolongnya. Pas nebeng ke kamar mandi, di belakang pintu ada cermin ini. Awalnya cuek, kencing, tapi

@zakiralfatih_ @tololmeroket Wkwkwkwkwk ngakak

@Oomburung @MahyarTousi Baca ini kok kyk pernah denger gt ya ternyata rep template di translate wkwkwkw

@MahyarTousi People who laugh and joke about mahyar maybe yall have not met in person. He is as kind and humble as he is to new people, one of whom I have met with him has been a friend for a long time. Everyone who has met him will agree with me.

Once again, I apologise for any unintentional offence caused by the tweet joking about G20 leaders wearing Indonesia’s traditional clothing. Those of us in Britain making a joke about Sunak & Trudeau wearing it did not have bad intentions and were unaware of the culture.

@kiyutgurlz @kuwanitahh @RacunBelanja Mjb, punya kaka gojek ver brp ya?

@kuwanitahh @RacunBelanja Turunin versi kak,yg baru di uninstall trs download versi terakhir yg bisa gabungin 2 voc.. biasanya digoogle ketik aja versinya

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@Chrysantheluv @sourvive Berasa lagi ngewar tiket konser 😭😭

SAYEMBARA UTK SELURUH RAKYAT TWITTER ✨ Berhubung Kominfo ngeblokir situs2 yg ga daftar PSE, tapi tampilan "situs diblokir"nya ga aesthetic. Temen gue buka sayembara redesign untuk page ini, contohnya gini RT & Reply aja dengan design kalian! Hadiahnya gopay 100k buat 1 org 😂