Warren Jennings

@BenCrosby Don't worry, you'll find them tomorrow morning (when it's too late), right at the front in plain sight.

Can't believe channel 7 included the phrases "largest invasion in world history" and "interpretive dance" in the same sentence!

@ljburr I suspect your fridge magnets desperately need polishing. Suggest you address that immediately or it will be impossible to work.

Mmmm...bubble & squeak...

Dear anti-vaxers: You're not doing "research", you're doing "a hobby". If only your hobby was baking, at least we'd have fucking cupcakes.

Why people who don't immunise kids are wrong, as delivered by a drunk and angry immunologist m.quickmeme.com/p/3vqjb0

@ljburr if you upgrade to a meal-deal they offer a wide range of finance packages. You can get fries with 24 months interest free.

OMG. Syfy Channel is remaking Blake's 7. Big question...Who will play Servalan?

Thought for today: never let finding a complete solution get in the way of improving things (even a little bit) today #bleedingobvious

@molescat Thanks heaps moles!

Why isn't all of this information on the exec summary slide? What part of "summary" do you not understand?

No. In fact there is no such thing as risk-free innovation. MORONS!!!

Some days it's all about the hippo

Repeat after me: Periodic spill & fill is not continuously managing workforce performance – it is, in fact, an admission of failure to do so

Autumn thunderstorms...cool!

Congratulations Bob Brown - a fine knock!

just experienced one of the most appaling bad pieces of change management ever. GRUMP!

Cool! the Ben Rose House (http://bit.ly/8oGdrd) from Ferris Bueller's Day Off is for sale http://bit.ly/c0MVlD Now, where's that Ferrari...

@kevinburfitt WD My passport essential SE($179 @officeworks). Bit smaller but seagate 880GB at $129 is best byte-for-buck (I have 2)

Just had the worst customer service experience in years at Bunnings. I guess they really do want Woolworths to take their market share