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@Yanited922790 @WestHam_Central “Y’all”

Morning after thoughts? How do we get out of this? 7 to go.

88' | Goal. 🔵 6-1 🟡 // #Pompey

Birmingham strike first. Roberts inside six minutes. 🔵 1-0 🟢⚪️ (6')

New gameshow just dropped.

Hannah Spencer, an elected MP for the @TheGreenParty just attended a vigil for the dictator Ayatollah after the announcement of his death. Just so you know who the Greens are. #HannahSpencer #Greens #IslamistTerrorists

Disastrous interview. Confirms our detractors' worst fears that under Green govt national security would not be in safe hands. Zack calls out fate of murderous Islamist as "assassination of a leader" failing to grasp cry for help of thousands he executed.

What a mistake October 7 was. How stupid those Palestinians are. Think about it - their insane thirst for Jewish blood, led by Yahya Sinwar, drove them to carry out the largest massacre of Jews since the Holocaust. And what did they achieve? Nothing at all. On the contrary - they woke the sleeping giant and reminded it why it exists. Those horrific events on that cursed Saturday led Israel to change the Middle East forever: * Yahya Sinwar - eliminated * * Mohammed Deif - eliminated * * Mohammed Sinwar - eliminated * * Marwan Issa - eliminated * * Ismail Haniyeh - eliminated * * Hassan Nasrallah - eliminated * * Hezbollah’s entire leadership - eliminated * * Senior commanders of Radwan Force - eliminated * * Senior Houthi leaders - eliminated * * Senior figures of the Islamist regime - eliminated * * Senior commanders of the IRGC - eliminated * Gaza is destroyed, the US is more involved than ever in the ME, Assad is no longer in Syria, and Iran’s nuclear program is in its final moments. And today, at last, Ali Khamenei - the dictator, the murderer, and the financier of terror - has been eliminated. Hopefully, the Iranian people will take their country back, and in time, make peace with Israel. All because the Palestinians couldn’t restrain themselves and chose to murder, rape, and kidnap Jews. One stupid decision that ensured there'll be no Palestinian state, and that Israel will remain here forever. What a mistake.

“Labour would freeze your council tax” “Not a penny more on your council tax” “No ifs, no buts” With all the elections now going ahead, make sure to share this huge Labour lie before the local elections. You can’t believe anything Keir Starmer says. ⚠️ Never vote Labour ⚠️

@Rioc1606 @UpTheRs

@UpTheRs Gonna cry?

2m would be a bargain. Dunno what QPR fans were chatting about. Suppose once you put him in a squad with good players, the best will come out. Glad we’ve taken another player from a small club and found they can hit new peaks #qpr #ncfc

The Iron can confirm that Jay Emmanuel-Thomas has departed the club. We thank Jay for his contributions in his 13 appearances for the club, including his three goals #IronArmy | Forged in 1898

Starmer going for the “I share your anger” like he’s some random bystander to this all.

Someone's had a shocker here 😂

Warning Order. The Rifles documentary, ‘Platoon 24/7: Preparing for War' is on @channel5_tv on Monday at 9pm. If you want to #DareToBeDifferent then click on the link in our bio and enquire about joining. Swift and Bold. @frank_films_tv

It ends in defeat. ⏹️

So Trump said he wants to punish countries here in Europe that supports Greenland and Denmark, but we do not understand how he's punishing us by making everything more expensive in America 🤷🤡🤦 dear god America your president is a fucking moron 🤷

𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧 away support in almost 30 years. Who's with us? 🙋

@RGenerationnet @QPR 🔵⚪️

@wonky_des @QPR thanks mate!

West Ham away tomorrow — where’s the QPR pre-match pub? @QPR #qpr #westham #facup