not the right demographic

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@Dickwith2dogs 'Judgemental'

I wonder what that cat was called 🤔

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Just walked past a big nasty site worker smoking one of these. I didn’t laugh.

@SueJ1973 @thecapitalistw

@thecapitalistw A man in a really well cut suit. Doesn’t matter what he’s doing! Polo players, show jumpers, events - any man who can control a ton of sentient being (horse) with his thighs is incredibly sexy

What professions do you find sexy? Baristas and Chefs are at the top of my list.

Why is there no Dislike button when I could be its strongest proponent?

Sorry, the printer is out of ink

*puts you in rice*

@Dickwith2dogs O Sole Mio!

Friday!

@Dickwith2dogs Love and Regret

Just won the meat raffle over on truth social again lads ! #meat #raffle #truth

Happy birthday to Quentin Tarantino. 63 today!

@Dickwith2dogs Kelvin, for the l of it.

My timeline is just people saying different Kevin's at me 😫

Let’s compare our despondencies while I dice a second onion.

@slimplimsoll 🔮

Nobody ever sees my crystal ball tweets coming.

@JDIrwinbooks 🤷

@moneychimp 🤔

Just put my body card on LinkedIn

@clairywairy88 'I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear' 🎶🎸🎙🎶 Happy Friday, Claire!

"Punctured bicycle, on a hillside desolate. Will nature make a man of me yet? When in this charming car, this charming man..." 💜 #ThisCharmingMan (1984) #TheSmiths 💜 #Morrissey #JohnnyMarr #AndyRourke #MikeJoyce #JeanMarais Happy Friday all!x 💜

@lee0969 @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_X @FatOldAnarchist @brunstead 'Paper Cuts' for me, Lee. Happy Friday.

On this day in 1992 No 44 UK Album Chart Nirvana “Bleach” It was released in 1989 but didn’t chart well. IMHO a brilliant album and another difficult choice. I’ll choose “Love Buzz” how about you? #1990s #Nirvana @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_x @FatOldAnarchist @brunstead @SkaManD14

the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it

This Lone Ranger Atomic Bomb ring was distributed by Kix cereal in the late 40's, for 15 cents and a mail-in box top. It was actually a spinthariscope containing radioactive Polonium-210 (one of the most toxic substances out there). A child would take the toy into a pitch-black room, remove the tail cap from the 'bomb', and look through a tiny lens to see flashes of light from the Polonium-210 atoms decaying into Lead-206.