jes w/ one s 🕷️

she distract then attack

me the day before my period:

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

great form

i’ve watched more hockey in the last 5 months than i ever have in my life lmfao

she saw the ghost

i would die for u kobert

*my dad leaving me on read for 10 mins* me: my dad: if u havent noticed, im ignoring you

i cant wait to kiss my cat on the head when i get home tonight

hey @GenePrincipe will you sing the legacy song at my wedding when i get married one day?

@marlee__herman ahaha i feel you, i need to too but i find it hard cuz i dont know where to start ahahaha

@wtfcoco__ my dining room looks like a junk store lol just stuff everywhere. i need to purge

how is there so much stuff in my house. how does one accumulate so much stuff

I will never stop adding smiley faces to my work messages. It’s who I am. They’ll have to pry that friendly little emoji from my cold dead hands I swear to god

@StoicStolas Deal ahahahaha

@wtfcoco__ Before and after pics? 😹

tonight im taking down my pretend kink wall that used to scare men to put up shelves to hold more of my trinkets. being an adult is funny

deleting my tweets after 30mins cuz i no longer identify with that part of myself

Yo that parking lot chug will get you smacked IFYKYK

hey guys

i am so fucking over winter

i miss my bedroom in the condo, it was so fuckin pretty and alive

storm get your bitch ass home