alex

Remco Evenepoel sounds like a merger of oil and natural gas giants

same lips, different teeth

@SAOhringer subtweet

Man if Wagner had a goofy ass Jewish stoner friend, things wouldnt have gone down like they did

@SAOhringer someone used too small of a slice

i made an artwork out of sandwich today and then a bunch of people touched it and then i ate it and now i feel weird

girls loooove to clean my room😎

they’re gna do it for real

12 minutes into TraumaZone

sooo lynchian

why anytime you see four girls walking together in brandy melville dresses one of them has a broken leg

can’t wait to marry someone who is 5 foot 3

@Srskipday i saw this tweet and thought wow this hits almost too close to home and then i saw it was u

my favorite color combo is red prius with blue coexist sticker

things i made since last tweet

apologies to those i’ve wronged although maybe try looking at it from my perspective

rami malek

@SAOhringer you’ve been on a roll

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by natural wine

@blakeinholland im sorry to say i gasped

@miawantezzo no i have an alien :(

@xanderwhit Ur tummy ok?

my gi’s name is Frank Sinatra

sam sifton could tell me to eat shit for dinner tonight and i would