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there are only two genders and it’s rank farts and goofy farts

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@slimequeen_ 100% we are manifestations of DNA just trying to survive and DNA is just a virus lol

Ya know how w/ evolution, populations of organisms adapt to their surroundings over time in order to survive? Sometimes I wonder if the earth as a whole creates natural disasters & diseases to wipe out humans in order to protect itself from us.

see a man doing a cool thing without immediately exalting him as the lynchpin of western civilization and the inheritor of greco roman culture challenge

@joejoefoshosho you owe me then

am in a church or a VFW?

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“model is 6’2” and wears a medium” where’s his goofy ass at i need to have him squeeze behind my fridge and sweep back there

this is the year 9/11 is legally allowed to drink beer. hell yeah

@slimequeen_ “she doesn’t eat pies made with REAL lard tho”

@slimequeen_ damn girl u famous now what scandal am i inevitably bout to hear that gets you canceled 😂

My client made me this creepy pie for my scary movie girls night 🧡

@sugarblom is she tryin to astral project or what

this entire thread

“i got kicked out of a hot topic last week cuz i asked if they sold bear spray”

asking a hot girl with IBS why she’s running late is a HIPAA violation

just had a dream i was on a shitty date and spent all my money on the jukebox playing liz phair to cope