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is it done, then?

Happy international women’s day

it’s not that i don’t believe your kid is very smart, it’s that i think you’re an idiot

on my deathbed i’ll regret not being meaner

where the fox and the hound gay? i never saw it

i wouldve killed woody harrelson with a hammer if i was rosie perez in white man cant jump i can tell u that much

dios aprieta, pero no ahorca ni escupe en la boca (😔)

went to the dick sucking wearhouse and everyone there knew you

“34, no filter” yeah i know, you look like shit

sorry to tina fey but she got it wrong bc the meanest girls i ever met were fucking busted

and still i smize

i know, I KNOW it sounds like a lie, but i’m dead serious when i tell you, Lily called him “Bit Pratt”

Disco is dead but we can revive her

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

YEARN WHILE YOU CAN

between the terrible fucking wigs on actors on any movie of any budget and the terrible plastic surgery, i feel like i’m in psychosis

only good reason to have kids is to tell other parents they’re doing it wrong

to live through zou bisou bisou discourse twice in your lifetime is something so beautiful

much like people who take 400yrs to use the atm, i have to know what the fuck is up with people who stop at the ez-pass toll booths?