CAPTAIN RED ~☆

Well, now not only have I DEFINITELY made friends with my crew, but now I will DEFINITELY make friends on the Everything App! [CAPTAIN RED ~☆ HAS JOINED #PARODYTWT & #AMONGUSTWT] Excited to meet you all!

people need to give red more credit for being as pathetic as they are

Get mogged by my pizza y'all 🥱

Oh- #amongusshow #amongus

my low effort camtain slop #amongus #amongusshow (alt in replies)

Hey, Red, the hugs weren't like that... #AmongUs #AmongUsShow #AmongUsFanart

@Iholdyellowdear 😠

i'm staring a fight club on the skeld. it'll be for one day only. don't tell red or orange.

Purple: I have been given NOTHING to work with! Red flying The Skeld:

@purpsamongus 😢

i saw others doing this, so i may as well join in

//any among us show gcs missing a red.... if so.....

Well... sometimes. I know it's why Purps doesn't like me so much anymore... but they made me a captain! I am loyal to MIRA. Because they're watching me

// send gimmicks 😢😢😢😢😢

@B3STN1GHTM4RE Well that's an odd thing for them to be afraid of but ill see

@yourcaptainnred show this image to green If they get scared it's ok if they don't get scared you're in danger. for example I'm scared of salt

Green grabbed me from behind and said they were sleepwalking. No one else is in their barracks

@B3STN1GHTM4RE I. Would never. Green is a valuable crewmate

@yourcaptainnred Kill them

@vent_gremlin NO??????

DO NOT DRIN K THE KOOLAID ON THE SKELD RED IS TRYING TO MAKE US DO A MASS SUICIDE

Among us spoilers . . . . . . . . EVIL AND INTIMIDATING HORSE. #redpurp #amongus #amongusshow #amongustvshow

@B3STN1GHTM4RE I will be reporting to HR

@yourcaptainnred I'm pretty sure they weren't sleepwalking

@B3STN1GHTM4RE That's what they said and I'm hoping that's true

@yourcaptainnred Are you sure they were sleepwalking

// dude my brother gave me an official red among us figure im so turning it into red

@purpsamongus Yay!

@yourcaptainnred ..alright fine, come in.

Don't you mean 'people i should HUG' and 'people i should kiss'? Right? ... Right?

@purpsamongus I believe only the truth! Now let me into the office I have snacks

@yourcaptainnred whatever you want to believe, red.