Izzy!

AH ROSWELL AHHHH FREAKING OUT AAAAHHHHHH

YOU HAD ONE JOB FRODO

Gosh Legolas it's middle earth blood has probably been spilled EVER night

okay so now I remember why twitter is useful and that is so you have something to talk at while watching LOTR all aloney on your owney

What is going ooon. It looked like my past 7ish tweets (all the mundial ones) doubled up, so I deleted one of each and now they're all gone.

@recurringdream sure. if we all talked openly about our tits every sunday, there'd be no more war or disease #SundayTitTalk

My favourites are: "A general decline in courtesy and civility" and "...difficulties with authority and feeling controlled by others."

http://twitpic.com/13w20i - top reasons for aggressive driving. Thank you, driving manual.

He just told his daughter's kidnappers "one moment" while on the phone with them, hahahhaha.

If someone isnt shot by the end of this telenovela Ill be tres shocked.&I want to know where the dad escaped from. Jail?Asylum?Nursing home?

I RECORDED MY GERMANS ACCIDENTALLY, HOORAY! Also, ouch, that spin.

"See how she just slips back. She just wasn't on top of him" "She just wasn't able to keep her weight on top of that right hand"

Oh, nbc. "You like the ice? [remarkable synchronized laugh] Hahahaha!"

Loving whoever these pairs skaters are, they're the first of the day I've een and loved like crazy. Also, great outfits.

done almost no homework - learned how to play Build me up Buttercup on the ukulele instead. Whoops.

@lovedrumsmyfeet muffins are incapable of ruining plans. Especially lemon poppy seed ones.

you also can't google 'topless'

"I was just masturbating." "That... makes me think of your vagina."

oh my god, she's gonna feed the girl to the crocodile.

Lake Placid 2 is rivaling Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus