zero chill senate

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zero chill senate

@zero_simping

Memes| Sports | Political parody & Satire

Nairobi, Kenya เข้าร่วม Ocak 2019

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·31m

@xholeihub How much is your father

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ᴰᵉᵐ ᵂᵃ ᴾᵘᵉᵃ 💋@xholeihub·4h

Men are very cheap creatures 😭.

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·39m

@RodgersKipembe Sai ndo umekua😂😂

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Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru@RodgersKipembe·8h

Oburu conned Ruto, the real ODM is with Sifuna.

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·5h

Are maasais the only true in Kenya? Is there any other culture to showcase for kenyans apart from the maasai?

BeksFCB@Joshua__Ubeku

Busquets and his family in Kenya 🇰🇪 😅

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BeksFCB@Joshua__Ubeku·1d

Busquets and his family in Kenya 🇰🇪 😅

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·5h

@Benji_Fernandes Matako yako

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Benjamin Fernandes 🇹🇿@Benji_Fernandes·10h

Tanzanias very own Sabastian Sawe breaks two-hour barrier and world record. Hongera Sana kaka, we are proud of you! 😀

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·5h

@laikasnewlife Mama wa kambo kids can't outrun bullets kwa maandamano, watawin marathon aje?

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LAIKA@laikasnewlife·9h

That name Sawe is from Tanzania 🇹🇿, yes? 🤔

Larry Madowo@LarryMadowo

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30! Kenyans invented running™

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·9h

@Kenyans What in the suit is that 😮😮 and hit the gym

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Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·16h

Musalia Mudavadi's son, Michael Lulu, weds Ann Nixxie Nyaguthii

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·9h

@TouchlineX @Alfremartinezz Bench him. He can't decide what's has to be done like he owns the team, not with his shitty performances

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The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·11h

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Araujo does NOT want to leave Barcelona! — @Alfremartinezz

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·9h

@Osama_otero You're very stupid and it your mom should have taken p2

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Sir-Rap-A-Lot@Osama_otero·1d

Watching this Kimani Ichungwah interview on Obinna TV. He is a actually a good person.

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·9h

@Osama_otero Kijana potea kwa mlima Bana😅😅

Sir-Rap-A-Lot@Osama_otero·12h

Kijana wa nyumbani aki aki aki aki kijana wa nyumbani

IVY@ivymuthe

Charlton Athletic defender and Harambee Stars international Collins Sichenje was spotted sharing cozy moments with his partner, Njoki Sharon in England

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·11h

@Osama_otero Maliza mnyonge 😂😅

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Sir-Rap-A-Lot@Osama_otero·11h

Wale watoi madanda walikuwa wanapewa more time ya kusoma. Inaitwa remedial.

𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘@kafangi

Sielewi mbona leo hakuna any EPL matches but united will play on Monday, someone explain this ?

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·11h

@sahsama7 @Maraneje1 Arteta can't stop signing bums

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Abubakar Ali@sahsama7·18h

@zero_simping @Maraneje1 Chelsea bullshit brought to arsenal

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Amara@Maraneje1·1d

When is Merino coming back please

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·11h

@mwendefrey Stick to shaving balls madam, this discussion is beyond your IQ. What did you major in? Which campus did you attend?

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Mwendefrey@mwendefrey·12h

To the men want to register their properties under their parents instead of their wives, why are you having children with a person you can't trust? How will you ensure that property benefits your children? You think a relative will love your kids more than their own mother?

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zero chill senate@zero_simping·23h

@Arsenal_rep1 @cosmutt Fuck off Thierry. What's there to defend? Arteta is a clown just like you

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Arsenal Rep@Arsenal_rep1·1d

🚨🎙️| Thierry Henry: 🗣️ "Arsenal win against Newcastle wasn't the best of performance but an important win in the title run in, they can go on with this confidence to win the 4 left matches, like I said the premier league is my top priority, they must win it at all cost"