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My brain functions at 102% in the bathroom and 5% in the classroom.

memes are digitally transmitted drugs we need every day to stay sane

Guys, am dating my ex again. 🙈

Some of you wish to stop cheating but talent is talent.

Jkuat 1.1 Jkuat 2.1

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This PSG guy with a name we can’t pronounce is a football beast 🙆🏽‍♂️

A wh0re A king

I pity men who don't love football.

I’m certain this PSG boys don’t be having s.ex

Dear Lord I have brushed my teeth, do the rest.

Body count: 0 Kisses: 0 Hugs: 2 Handshakes: 7,600,573

Poor people don't divorce

shaving 🐱 AINT EASY! one mistake .. BOOM.. clit is GONE😭

When poverty meets innovation, life becomes better😂🤝.

Being a Man is also not easy, you have to be a provider and a sex expert too 😂🙌

“I used her” You used nobody bro, She used you to fix ovulati0n

Reality is not friendly

if her texts start making you smile, just block her

My m0ther !n law when she was pregnant.🙂