@aatukunda Take the wolf and cabbage first, then come back for the goat. #ProblemSorted

@WHLeavitt if they are enraged then they need to return to the East #Problemsorted

@GBNEWS @PatrickChristys water problem in the UK take a leaf out of Saudi desalination plants sea levels drop & the salt put on the roads in a uk winter 🤔 #problemsorted

@4KobusWiese I wonder if she identifies as a feral or domestic cat.. 🤔 I believe it's also common to euthanize rabid cats... #ProblemSorted

@David__Osland Maybe the migrants could just live with Gary Lineker. #problemsorted

@Kahlissee Israel has been killing 20,000 children for a year now, and nobody has any balls to stop them, Netanyahu is visiting America tomorrow, why don't they arrest the genocidal bastard!!!! #ProblemSorted

@ManCity @premierleague Just sign Allison for €250m for the last game of the season. What’s another charge when you have 115 of them already…. #problemsorted

@contactelectri3 I’d only use it for EICR’s as you can do them from the drivers seat with just a pen #ProblemSorted 👌

2/2 The problem is now well on the way to being sorted So if anybody works with Victoria do me a favour buy hwr a coffee the world needs more Victoria's #britishgas #problemsorted #awesome

@AliMilaniUK Simple, ban Islam from the western world & everyone in the western world will live happily 👍 #ProblemSorted

@pipmadeley I am a human Davros! #ProblemSorted

Tesla to recall nearly 55,000 Model X vehicles, auto regulator says - Reuters Although as you might expect, Tesla, will fix this by another OTA software update 😉 #FUD courtesy of Reuters $TSLA #problemsorted stocks.apple.com/AfusPQzk_T7K_A…

Hire from outside the Civil Service, i.e. people with skills and ability rather than people from the right schools, with the right family ties, the right clubs and with the right neoliberal political views. #ProblemSorted

@PrincessMattie1 Keratin bond hair extensions. #ProblemSorted

Instead of wasting their time prancing around town in their mummy's underwear, "standing by their Trans," wouldn't all the busted boots in Belfast be better taking a basic maths course. That way, they'd be able to accurately count the number of holes they have. #problemsorted

@TequilaSaltlife Get to know me, I wouldn’t want you to go another day #problemsorted

@BBCMOTD just get 3/4 lads in from the local boozer who have been on an all day bender watching the games on the tv’s you’re ratings will be massive it will make it worth watching again and you wouldn’t have to pay them much #problemsorted

@mikegalsworthy Do not shop in those two stores. #ProblemSorted

@StrongnLoud Take 5 Star and give me the Dairy Milk. #problemsorted.

Guys, guys! I can't like all your #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK tweets. Oh wait a minute! Yes I can! #ProblemSorted