Princess Mattie

Can we all please observe rule no. 58?

@bb03cb It would be my contribution to society

@PrincessMattie1 There a PITA 🙄🤬🤬 but I do like your taser idea PM 💖

If only I had a dollar for every time this happened.... #TrainCunts

@j__l__t__f Can I draw on their faces?

@PrincessMattie1 Just go up and tap their shoes with a pen and a cross face.

@OldCroaky @matt_j_lewis @nsw_transport If only! First the trains, then all the little fuckers on e-bikes. My retirement project

@PrincessMattie1 @matt_j_lewis @nsw_transport Bring it on!

@dubzz2228 @matt_j_lewis @nsw_transport I’d be so good! It’d be an amazing public service 😂😂

@PrincessMattie1 @matt_j_lewis @nsw_transport You with a taser I fear for public safety 😁

@noplaceforsheep That allegation from the BBC comes under the category of 'no shit Sherlock' 🙄

Pretty sure we all know this

@matt_j_lewis @nsw_transport 🤣🤣

@PrincessMattie1 @nsw_transport Tasers are too humane.

@dktay16 Little shits.

@PrincessMattie1 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😤

@matt_j_lewis @nsw_transport I'll volunteer but I'll place my feet in their entitled laps. Alternately Transport NSW could issue me with a taser. I'd have the train system cleared up in a week

@PrincessMattie1 Transport NSW @nsw_transport needs to hire people dressed as regular passengers but with shoes covered in fake shit to seek out these people and sit next to them and put their feet up.

@Strangetimes01 It's impossible to understand

@PrincessMattie1 I think their political system is a joke. How a moron like him can still be president is beyond belief.

The question we all want answered…

LETS NORMALIZE THIS YALL NEED TO STOP SITTING LIKE JERKS

So the new CEO decides it's time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers. Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, 'How much money do you make a week?' A little surprised, the young man says, 'I make $400. Why?' The CEO says, 'Wait right here.' He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes. He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, 'Here's four weeks' pay. Now get out and don't come back!' Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball's job was around here?' From across the room, a voice says, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'

Principal Kirk Moore, who tackled the school shooter, walked into prom a few days later to a huge celebration from the students and was named prom king.

NEW: Oklahoma high school principal seen charging at and disarming a school shooter in footage obtained by @SHumphreyTV. Pauls Valley High School Principal Kirk Moore is being called a hero after getting shot while stopping a school shooter. The suspect, identified as 20-year-old Victor Hawkins, was a former student who said he wanted to shoot up the school “like the Columbine shooters did.” While taking down the shooter, Moore was shot in the leg. He is expected to recover and says he is looking forward to returning to work as soon as possible. "I look forward to returning to work as soon as possible so that I may continue my life’s work educating the next generation of Oklahoma leaders. Until then, my thoughts are with our outstanding students, safe today in the arms of their families and friends," he said. Hero!

One day, kids will study Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu the same way we studied Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.

Hilarious

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind Donald Trump.

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

@Islamidog1 @BreeSolstad I don’t think Gina knows anything

@PrincessMattie1 @BreeSolstad Reading Gina 's post I'm quite flummoxed. The Popes not representative of the church? Does she know about Luther or Savonarola?

These people have lost their ever-loving minds.