Was born Went to school Plotted to meet Willy Waited for over a decade for a proposal Had some kids Accepts his mistress Kitty's 'biography' in a nutshell 🤷🏻‍♀️

@theroyaleditor Charles famously said "I refuse to be the only Prince of Wales who never had a mistress.” Does the royal rota believe that William holds that title? (No)

@theroyaleditor 😌

@theroyaleditor What exactly carnivals of so called experts can write book about this woman had done.

@theroyaleditor This book will be nothing but putting her on a pedestal. Snoozefest.

@theroyaleditor Spend summer before college working on yatch Worked as waitress during college (at which she was terrible, her words not mine)

@theroyaleditor Hey she also wore very short shorts whilst working on a yacht and Was obsessed with flashing her bottom at the boys at school

@theroyaleditor You go, dude!

@theroyaleditor Didn’t this flop so bad?