
dating profile if i was single:
name: pumpa
age: 24
job: it's complicated
hobbies: staring at a chart that doesn't move, making memes of a dog, leading a mass organized group of internet strangers who raid tweets before breakfast
green flags: loyal, consistent, hasn't ghosted in 100 days
red flags: will absolutely bring up $https within 3 minutes of meeting you
ca: 7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump

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