dating profile if i was single: name: pumpa age: 24 job: it's complicated hobbies: staring at a chart that doesn't move, making memes of a dog, leading a mass organized group of internet strangers who raid tweets before breakfast green flags: loyal, consistent, hasn't ghosted in 100 days red flags: will absolutely bring up $https within 3 minutes of meeting you ca: 7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump

@PumpaMeta sounds like a catch to me