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Altaf Khan

@AltafKhanPak

UN & Global Governance Studies | Formerly Digital Comm @GovtofPakistan | Follow for Pakistani Insights

🇵🇰/NYC Sumali Mayıs 2009
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Altaf Khan
Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
Reminds me of the time - when at MoIB Digital Media Wing - the lengths we had to go to ensure that none of the official comms had the word “Afghani” used for Afghans during the U.S. troops withdrawal Sept 2021 during the marathon coverage across all platforms. These clowns are super incompetent - they posted a video on GoP official handle which discredited the good work done by PAF in May 2025 and now this…
Ch Fawad Hussain@fawadchaudhry

This is not humour this is cheap content and should ba taken down… please hire professionals to create content and take down this racist, cheap third class reel

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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
When you fill the GoP payroll with your own lot and there isn’t one sane, level-headed Pakhtoon in the room, this is what you get. Tone deaf. Forced. Embarrassing. War hysteria dressed up as “humor” like people won’t see through it. A proper Nooni toon stunt — loud, smug, and completely missing the room. Not sharp. Not witty. Just distasteful. And this is what’s being funded on the public’s dime. Let that sink in. #KhotaKhors
Pakistan Walli@pakistanwalli

This cringe video was filmed at the joint ISPR–PMLN disinformation cell, led by the Pakistani military spokesperson and the Pakistan Information (read: Disinformation) Minister. All the people featured in the video are IT cell employees working the night shift.

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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
I assumed it would have been taken down by now—out of basic institutional sense. Official government handles aren’t meant to function as personal fiefdoms or be driven by partisan whim. The fact that it remains suggests this is part of a coordinated effort, clearly sanctioned at the highest levels. #PTI Will do it in a far more sophisticated & lethal way - don’t cry when it’s time for payback. @AzmaBokhariPMLN
Government of Punjab@GovtofPunjabPK

وزیر اعلیٰ پنجاب، ایک ذمہ دار قیادت۔۔۔! #NoDrugMafiaInLahore

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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
He’s fat and ugly <- prerequisite to be a nooni toon - that’s all that he is…you should see his spat with a RJ from Khi… His comebacks were so childlike - it showed the estrogen has not only flooded his boobs but his brain is swimming in it. @Huk06 tagging you here so you do see it
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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
Never trust a man with ears full of hair… #ImamULBhagora
Aamir Mughal 🇵🇰@aamirmughalpti

امام البھگوڑا نے ساری موجودہ قیادت کو مائینس عمران خان اور 26 نومبر قتل عام کا ذمہ دار قرار دے دیا موجودہ قیادت سب کی سب مائینس عمران خان کی ذمہ دار ہے کچھ ملی بھگت سے بیرون ملک بھاگ گئے اور باقی سب کے سب گھروں میں بیٹھے عیاشیاں کررہے ہیں اسد عمر یعنی جو شخص دس سال تک MNA کی سیٹیں، منسٹریاں اور عہدے انجوائے کرتا رہا، جو 9 مئی کے جنرل باجوہ کا ایلچی بن کر بعد ڈاکٹر عارف علوی کے پاس مائینس عمران خان کے فارمولے لےجاتا رہا، جو بیچ چوراہے سب سے پہلے بجگوڑا ہونے میں نمبر ون تھا، جو آج تک ایک ایک رہنما کے پاس جا کر اسے سمجھاتا ہے کہ مزاحمت کا عمران خان کا فیصلہ غلط ہے صرف لیٹ جانا ہی واحد حل ہے، جو پارٹی لیڈر شپ سے ملکر آج بھی ہتھیار ڈالنے کا درس دے رہاہے، جو شاہ محمود قریشی کی جھوٹے مقدمات میں رہائ اور برئیت کو پہلے سے کسی ایجنڈے کے تحت متنازع بنانے کے مشن پر ہے۔۔۔ وہ شخص آج پوری قیادت ڈاکٹر عارف علوی سے لیکر سلمان اکرم راجہ، فردوس شمیم نقوی سے لیکر شیخ وقاص اکرم اور جنید اکبر سے لیکر عمر ایوب خان تک ایک ایک عہدیدار کو کمپرومائز ، 26 نومبر کے قتل عام کا ذمہ دار اور مائینس عمران خان کے فارمولے کا ذمہ دار قرار دے رہاہے لمحہ فکریہ یہ ہے کہ بجائے یہ کہ اس امام البھگوڑا سے پوچھا جائے کہ تمہارا نام سائفر کی FIR سے کیسے نکلا جبکہ اسی کیس میں عمران خان اور شاہ محمود قریشی کو سزا ہو گئی۔۔۔ سالہا سال اقتدار انجوائے کرکے تم سب سے پہلے جوتے اتار کر کیوں بھاگے۔۔ 30 اگست 2014 کے دھرنے میں D چوک سے بدترین شیلنگ کی رات جب PAT کے دوکارکنان بھی شہئد ہؤے تھے تم عمران خان کو چھوڑ کر کیوں بھاگے وزیر آباد عمران خان حملے کے وقت تم لیٹ کیوں پہنچے اور پہنچتےہی فائرنگ کے بعد بجائے عمران خان کی خبر لینےکے موقعہ واردات سے کیوں بھاگ گئے جنرل باجوہ کے ایماء پر ڈاکٹر عارف علوی کے پاس مائینس عمران خان فارمولا کیوں لیکرجاتے رہے تم سمیت تمہارے چمچوں کو تو پولیس viP پروٹوکول دیتی ہے مزے سے کاروبار انجوائے کررہے ہو لیکن باقی سارے کارکنان، چھاپوں، ناکوں، اغوا، روپوشی پر مجبور ہیں آج بھی کچھ لوگ اسی امام البھگوڑا سے قیمتی مشورے لیتے ہیں

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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
Is there a corner chair in your room that faces the bed? Also - take 200K vitamin D for the rest of your life - your testosterone levels are showing
Osman Khalid Butt 🇵🇸@aClockworkObi

This list is weak. Allow me to expand: - won’t whisper 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘢’𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 every time you breathe. - doesn’t fry an egg without a haya ka tarrka. - thinks a man can, God forbid, operate a washing machine. - had the audacity to say she was not your servant one hot July summer. - doesn’t fold your emotional baggage & oedipus complex neatly. - refuses to laugh hysterically at your mummy’s WhatsApp forwards. - doesn’t greet your extended family like she’s applying for a visa. - once said ‘khud kar lo mai thaki hui hoon’ without an ounce of haya. - doesn’t wake up at fajar to apologize for feminism. - once, in 2016, forgot to smile at your balding phuppa. - refuses to exorcise the jinn that hides your car keys. - lets her contour deviate from sharia-compliant geometry. - doesn’t spontaneously transform into a Kababjees whenever guests come unannounced. - fails the saalan consistency test. - can’t make roti that heals your generational trauma. - hasn’t yet dissolved her personality in the lassi she made for you. - doesn’t serve said lassi like she’s auditioning for a drama serial. - once referred to herself as a human being. - refuses to hand-wash your fragile masculinity in washing powder nirma. - once said ‘therapy’ instead of ‘dua’. - once voiced an opinion during PSL season. - won’t press your shalwar kamiz with the weight of patriarchal tradition. - commits spiritual treason by calling your mother ‘aunty’ instead of ‘ammi jaaaan’. - won’t align the TV remote with the qibla after use. - hasn’t watched an oppressive Pakistani drama for moral calibration. - can’t produce electricity through sheer guilt when the generator dies.

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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
Indian propaganda - mostly Indian outlets (India Today, Times of India, Hindustan Times, Economic Times, CNBC TV18, Firstpost, Times Now, The Federal and others) turned assessment by an Indian analyst(Vipin Narang frm Biden’s Deputy Asst Sec for Nuclear Policy) into a headline and ran their psyop through their newswire… no international takers - no data - no satellite imagery - no official statements - just plain ol’ Indian fluff sans any protein
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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
Normalizing project North Korea in Pakistan… Remember these faces
Wajahat Sami@Wajahat_PTI_

نجم سیٹھی 🔥🔥🔥 @PTIofficial ایک لطیفہ ہے کہ صدر زرداری نے شہباز شریف سے شکوہ کیا کہ آپ نے بجٹ پر ہم سے مشورہ نہیں کیا تو اس پر شہباز شریف نے کہا کہ بجٹ پر مجھ سے بھی کسی نے مشورہ نہیں کیا !

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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
Here I am, showing my face and name. Khota biryani khor — one can understand your natural inclination to side with ‘Hindus’-cultural memory, ancestral ties have powerful pull. Blood recognizes blood… “bRaVE sMiLe” You and your ilk is what’s wrong with this country. You’re so hungry for Indian approval, money, and access that you’d sell out your dignity — just like your ancestors did for their colonial masters.
Nadia Jamil@NJLahori

:) My life is dedicated to the service of the children of this country. I have no shame in respecting all soldiers fighting to protect their lands. And she may have come to kill us, is she an enemy, yes, is she a brave human and an individual, yes. Their will never be a day, I need the endorsement of random kids who don’t even have the courage to put up their face on social media, to whether I am true to my people or not. Serve your country and see less negativity. Aivayeen

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Altaf Khan@AltafKhanPak·
Omg what timeline is this - They paired literal actual shit with Hina Khar to represent Pakistan… @PiersUncensored is your producer an Indian or something ? There is an army of well read and eloquent political commentators / influencers; whom are also super easy on the eyes - that you could take from Pakistan why this fat blob of uglyness… WHY
Piers Morgan Uncensored@PiersUncensored

"If India exports vaccines and engineers, Pakistan exports terrorism!" @piersmorgan's debate on what happens next between India and Pakistan after their US-brokered ceasefire - just dropped! 👇 📺 youtu.be/LEKjCeHr0NU @BeerBicepsGuy | @HinaRKhar | @Shehzad89 | @BDUTT

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