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@StansaidAirport Fake newwwwwz 🇺🇸

Loving the bathroom upgrades in our American Airlines’ lounge.

@NickKao13 @doris_from Surely it’s love tunnel and they’ve not allocated enough squares 🤡

@doris_from Think Bill Oddie or Noel Edmonds. Meanwhile, 20 Across... hmmm...

Lads?

@Fatbaldbloke1 👍

Wagon Wheel Party proposes Social Media ban for people who continue to use 'of' instead of 'have' after 3 written warnings.

@BerisfordRon 🤣 I think iv seen that before but no coat, I was quite tickled 😀

I wondered why Steps had broken up! It’s such a Tragedy! All together: 1,2,3,4,

@stevenpurdy @Kristinartz ‘Iv not got to the frozen centre/cockroach yet’ give me another 5 mins

@Kristinartz Asking if meal is ok,when you have had only one bite

What instantly ruins a restaurant experience for you? 🍽️

@RocDocClayton @Kristinartz Hey live n let live. He was obviously in a hurry - he’d cut his arm open cutting open the baguettes so quickly 🤣🤣🤣 🥖

@Kristinartz The used bandage I once found in my sandwich.

@E1dawg @Kristinartz Yep F them and the QR horse they rode in on

@Kristinartz QR codes. Instead of a paper menu. Paper menus are cheap and never buffer or need an update.

@TeaBalloon @Kristinartz Yeah, can be a deal breaker in my experience 🤣

@Kristinartz Cockroaches in the chutney.

@jeff4loans Yes there was clearly no Britishabout to tell you that you were pronouncing things wrong I do like the term perp abrev from perpetrator And love that you say VeeHikkle, we never use that word.It’s Car Van or Lorry GOD BLESS AMERICA 😀

@AntRog65 Thank you. True, we do not have "alyuminium.❤️

Kindly 'splain. I don't get it. Jeff

@AnneBlanch79900 @Kristinartz Gods portions from Gods own country 🤣

@Kristinartz The size of the portions - had a giant Yorkshire pudding and it was bigger than the plate and about 6 inches high 😳😳😳

@CapitanoJacko @Kristinartz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kristinartz A person wearing a hat. Can’t think about anything else.

@Kristinartz Gangsters breaking in and shooting the place up. Even if no one's injured, the vibe has been killed.

@StrandPlay @Kristinartz In vegas we could hardly hear ourselves talk - game on big TV 4 people leant on the bar watching. Asked 3 times for them to turn it down. I pointed out that it wasn’t a Sports Bar but ‘people are watching’ 🤡

@Kristinartz NOISE LEVEL & Big Screen TVs

@SGTWipper1Each @PatrickMil86060 🤣

@PatrickMil86060 I wish I had access to this during the height of allergy season. It works wonders

The average human will never know what he's cooking.

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@f1fiend @ESPNF1 Thank you. I’d guessed the first 2 might be there

@ESPNF1 Jackie Stewart, Graham Hill and John Surtees at US GP in 1968

The first all British F1 podium since 1968 🇬🇧

@TonywalkerTony @EdwardJDavey 🤣

@EdwardJDavey Sit down dipstick

Nigel Farage has turned into Enoch Powell of the social media age. He’s trying to excuse racist disorder and violence against police officers. He’s pushing the politics of grievance and division that goes totally against our fundamental British values of tolerance and decency.

@HannahIamthest1 @WorkElizab Is ironing the answer?

@WorkElizab Nag.

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@SpammyFritter Ooo ya bazzard. I can feel that 😵

You know what's gonna happen, yet you pull it anyway! Stop sniggering at that back!