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@AnaKrivolapova This is combo foot erasure! Wet in the front, dry in the back people exist and we are tired!

The smelly ballet flat discourse reminds me that the earth is divided in two: people whose feet are too dry and people whose feet are too wet. The dries will never understand the fungal plight of the wets, and the wets will never have to cheese grater their heels in the bath

@Jfcdoomblade I cannot stand metal, but I have legions of metal head friends and they are some of the most anti-racist people I know, loudly and proudly so. Could they name a Beyoncé song? Maybe, but if they couldn’t that wouldn’t mean they are racist.

Saw someone say this is “racism coded” and I’m sorry I’m gonna need everyone to take a lap.

@thedigitaldash_ Do tell!! I hate my current steam mop!

i bought a steam mop today that i’ve been researching for 6 months and was waiting to go on sale. got it for $100 off. can’t stop smiling. i’ll be riding this high for the rest of the week

@AccidentalCajun They are great! Great funk band and a lot of fun

My child has me watching a band called lettuce. Jesus lawd.

@OneLostLamb15_4 @audreystayshome That’s what my kids wore and they were the best. It’s not great for toddler feet to be in hard, molded shoes anyways. They strengthen their little feet as they learn to walk so they need the freedom of movement these provide (yes I know that sounds woo-woo but it’s tru-tru)

@audreystayshome I don’t know what brand she got but my sister got some that look kinda like these and was able to pass them down through like 6 kids. She swears by them.

I am once again begging toddler shoe manufacturers to please meet a toddler and then try again.

@iWomansplainer My dad was the youngest of thirteen and I always wanted a big family but I stopped at two because my labors were long, hard and grueling and I didn’t want to go through it again. I think its perfectly acceptable to not want to endure something as serious as childbirth again.

I’ve always wanted lots of kids, but after 2, I’m at a point where the thought of giving birth again horrifies me and I’m trying to figure out if this is normal or if I am being a coward

@mitchellscomet I need so much mulch this year. It’s going to destroy my financial future and that of generations to come

Can we stop pretending food gardening is a cheap thing to do? I spent $65 on dirt and soil additives today. This was the third dirt run Ive done.

@Here_s_Hoping Have them turned into a quilt.

Dilemma. What do I do with these embroidered pillowcases ? They were given to my mom at her wedding. They were embroidered by her grandma, my great great grandma. My mom never used them because /she “couldn’t ever replace them” after her grandma passed. She kept them in the linen

@wendellsandico She’s from my hometown and my greaser uncles grew up in her circle. That book feels like home ❤️

isn’t it cool one that of the greatest books ever about being a guy was written by a 15 year old girl

@hippiesuck_ This is wild because I I had to move immediately after the birth of both of my kids

why are heavily pregnant and freshly postpartum women always forced to move? What is the spiritual significance of that

@cesteddie @BabaDClint Those caught my middle-aged-woman attention for sure!

@BabaDClint Why is no one talking about Dr Lupo’s glasses with the magnetic detachable frames ?!?!

I’m so invested in work bestie drama 🤗🤣

@LuPennybags That explains the water that leaks from my eyes involuntarily also!

fun fact ! the frequency of her voice literally vibrates the water particles in your body and thats why you get goose bumps every time you hear her. 💯💯

@FedEx claimed to have delivered a package but only delivered part of it. I can not get ahold of anyone to help and the tracking number shows the entire package delivered. The automated system is worthless at helping to resolve this. Am I out $500 or is there something I can do?

@hannahgais It’s another clear signal on the path to turning America into a total anti-intellectual hellscape

I'm a Hampshire College graduate. I applied early decision. It forced me to write. Its flexibility to take courses outside of campus let me complete an undergraduate degree focused on Eastern Orthodox theology. The death of these alternative institutions is a huge loss.

@dixson_g @malcolmkenyatta I’m 46 years old. That man was president when I was in middle and high school. Y’all need to get a damn grip and come to terms with reality. The current one we are living in today, not the 90s.

@malcolmkenyatta You always forget to mention that he isn't the first controversial president. Bill Clinton had his share of scandals, including the infamous cigar incident in the White House. Are you really interested in going down that path? America said "no" to Democrats—I wonder why that is.

Trump is not a child. He is not possessed. He’s not a victim of his advisors. He’s just a bad person and a bad president.

@DirtUndrMyNails @PanasonicDX4500 Yep. Hand in glove

@Aruyle @PanasonicDX4500 Which is where Prosperity Gospel comes in

[CATHOLICLY] they’re what?

@megbasham He reminds me so much of my late grandma, who was a devoted Catholic. She would have never considered herself a lefty, just an open-hearted, empathetic woman who lived her live based entirely on forgiveness, grace and above all, The Golden Rule

So maybe I don’t get this because I’m not Catholic, but even if I believed this story, the pope is obviously a lefty. He blessed a piece of ice in honor of climate change for Pete’s sake. I don’t get why the Trump Admin would want him at any events.

@elizabethbelsky I’m 46 and none of the women in my inner circle have done anything to our faces and I’ve teared up more than once at the honor of watching all of us age together. There’s a profound beauty in it that I cherish. Aging with them is a privilege ❤️

I’m turning 34 soon and do want to start injectables soon but the cruelty with which people will casually state this to you can be really upsetting. I just feel like I look my age but recently had a similar interaction with someone saying I look late 40s and it hurt.

@dmr1619 @James_Martell_ Oh for fucks sake Get another special interest, that one is ruining the country

@James_Martell_ Can men get pregnant?

rightwingers: we need to protect Western culture! profs: ok let us then have mandatory philosophy, literature, & art courses from junior high through college, together with mandatory fluency on 3 Western languages instruction by the time you graduate rightwingers: not like that