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@murdo_fraser Hold on a minute Turdo, that last paragraph is a bit of a leap is it not? "if the SNP can steal from themselves"...Murrell is not the SNP and the SNP is not Murrell.

Peter Murrell has now admitted to stealing the best part of half a million pounds from the SNP. Is it credible that his wife knew nothing of this? As Party leader, was she not curious? And if the SNP can steal from themselves, what are they capable of doing to the country?

@donati_michael @PSOSGreaterGlas @GlasgowCC Last time I checked Celtic have a football stadium of their own. Why can't fans congregate there instead of causing a public nuisance in the streets of Glasgow?

@PSOSGreaterGlas @GlasgowCC Maybe in future you could organize a fan zone for fans to celebrate like they do in most European countries and is safer than having thousands of fans left to their own devices, don’t start your crying now you and @GlasgowCC aren’t very forward thinking.

Police are dealing with disorder in the Trongate area of Glasgow. For public safety reasons, all members of the public are being asked to leave the surrounding area. Read more: orlo.uk/uFu0T

@BBCNews He's a tax dodging cunt, and all that money still can't put a smile on the face of his sour faced wife (although she's got to be careful in case the plastic cracks).

Beckham becomes UK's first billionaire sportsman bbc.in/4dpMb8R

@LeanneSpurs Followers of Farage don't deserve a voice by reason of rampant stupidity.

383,425 Scots voted for Reform on Thursday - and by refusing to work with Reform John Swinney is denying those voters their voice. He's an actual disgrace.

@catmacphee Morar aren't the only ones at it. @AdviniaHCLtd are just as bad at returning money, as even a cursory Google search will reveal.

'The final indignity' - Families battle to claw back care home cash Ten families have voiced their anger after spending months, in some cases over a year, battling to recoup deposits ("initial fees") of up to £19,000, owed by care operator, Morar Living bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@seanspicer Good buddies my sharny arse, buddies only when it suits you and your idiot president.

just a reminder, our good buddies the British refused to allow the US military to operate out of any of their bases

@TheFigen_ Reform UK

A group of rats is called?

@Arkypatriot With the greatest of respect, you did so reluctantly, arrived late (after you'd seen which way the wind was blowing), and were paid handsomely for it. At least you had a proper president at the time, not the tangerine fuckwank who currently infests the White House.

Our parents and grandparents saved Europe TWICE for these ungrateful thugs

@bets8181 @BBCSport Just to let you know, you misspelled MANCUNTIAN in your profile. You're welcome.

@BBCSport I bet the BBC hated having to air this 😂😂 well done Trump 👏 😂

US President Donald Trump is awarded the first Fifa Peace Prize by Gianni Infantino.

@bets8181 @BBCSport Hey, you misspelled MANCUNTIAN in your profile. You're welcome.

@RangersBear55 If it was a private visit why should the Scottish taxpayer pay for it?

UK & Scottish Govts dispute £25m cost of Trump visit. Fact of the matter is, the visit to Scotland was a private one, so costs lie with the Scottish Govt. Maybe they shouldn't have blown £billions on pretendy embassies & housing illegals. share.google/6ZDOFUzoKON3dM…

@STVNews Send the bill to Trump? Sorry to state the bleeding obvious. Let the colossal orange cunt pay for it himself.

The Scottish Government is calling on the UK Government to reimburse the £26m cost of Donald Trump and JD Vance’s recent visits to Scotland. i.stv.tv/4osmVT7

@haveigotnews This is Orwellian newspeak at its finest.

For anyone wondering why an extended edition of Have I Got News For You is no longer available, a BBC spokesperson said:

@BBCBreaking Get to absolute fuck Starmer.

All UK adults to be required to have compulsory digital ID card under new government plans bbc.in/46p4J6Z

@BBCScotComms @BBCRadioScot @AmyJIrons I listened to the new show and won't be listening again. Dumbed down rubbish, and yet more football orientated content on a day when the schedule is already overloaded with football.

🎙️ New show alert! Amy Irons and Steven Mill are joining forces to launch The Saturday Show on @BBCRadioScot, bringing a brand-new sound to your Saturdays from the end of September. 📻 Expect great chat, music and plenty of big-name guests. ℹ️ bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/20…

@DougWahl1 The staff did the wrong thing. They should have let him visit, and then add various bodily fluids to his meal.

WAS THE STAFF RIGHT, OR WERE THEY RUDE? The staff of a UK restaurant threatened to quit if the owners allowed JD Vance to make a reservation. The owners heard what the employees had to say, and canceled the VP's table. Your thoughts?

@RAF_Luton This saves wear on the front tyres and KwikFit never have the size in stock.

Fact of the Day: The Vulcan fighter jet holds the world record for the longest wheelie at an airport, on the 31st Feb 1926 Capt Nottie Zactly-Trew wheelied a distance of 80,085km, that's 71.75 times up and down the runway at Bristols Lolsgate airport Photographed from a Canberra

@RealDeanCain Hey look, its Clark Kunt!

JOIN ICE!! We need your help to protect 🇺🇸

@BobbyAlb That is a disgusting sight. I'm OK with the turbines though.

Trump’s rants about WINDMILLS finally made sense when I saw this picture. Trump International Golf links in Aberdeen Scotland was being built and so was the world’s biggest wind farm. Which can bee seen while golfing at Trump’s Aberdeen golf course. 🤣🤣🤣

@GrahamGGrant @MailOnlineScot This has fuck all to do with Trump.

🔴The ‘largest’ offshore windfarm in the world could be built in Scotland after the SNP Government granted planning permission dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1… @MailOnlineScot