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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said "Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce 'egg'?"

NEW Larry the Cat has just killed and eaten a mouse feet from the door of 10 Downing St during the Prime Minister’s press conference. The mouse was killed in the courtyard of the Foreign Office, dragged across the street and consumed by Larry on the grass next to Number 10’s door. We have the film. This is not an April Fool. It is the first time this has happened in my long hours standing outside 10 Downing Street. Here is Larry moments before the mouse killing.

I saw it, so now you must also suffer

たぬきって英語圏で「ゴミ熊犬」って呼ばれてるんだと今日知った。なんて呼ばれ方だ。

La nana le laisse peindre ses bonhommes Warhammer et jouer au PC sans lui casser les bonbons, alors que toutes les bombes siliconées le regardent de haut quand il parle de ses loisirs. Il a la meilleure femme possible. Il a gagné.

The successful collusion between media orgs, tech companies, and the FBI to suppress the (entirely true, reported by a major corporate org) Hunter Biden laptop story in 2020. Twitter suspended the NY Post account for tweeting their own article, and Facebook banned DMs of it!

ポリコレとかヨガとかヴィーガンは日本でも国産で事足りてるけど、Great AmericaなBBQやトラックや銃はなかなかお目にかかれないからな

アメリカの皆さん、好きな戦艦を教えてください！

言語の壁が崩壊して、アメリカのミリタリー好きとも簡単に会話が出来るようになったと思うから聞くのだが 私は真珠湾攻撃のあと、徹底的に近代化改修されたこの戦艦テネシーの写真が大好きなのだが、アメリカにはこれを超えるカッコいい写真はあるのだろうか？ アメリカの兄貴たち……教えてくれ……

🚨: Nineteen years have passed since the International Astronomical Union excluded Pluto as a planet.