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What I think when someone says something ridiculous.

Remember, if Kagan joins a Sotomayor/Jackson opinion, it’s likely at least plausible. If Kagan declines to join a Sotomayor/Jackson opinion, it’s definitely insane. And if *Sotomayor* declines to join a *Jackson* opinion, you’re in for a real treat.

Justice Kagan realizing she has to be ideological allies with Justice Jackson for another 20 years

サムライの魂と言っているが刀匠はすっかり絶滅危惧種化し刀は博物館でしか見かけないものになってしまったが、アメリカ人はいまだにちゃんとガンスミスがあちこちにいて魂たる銃を持ってるから偉い 銃規制はホモ 日本の警察もホモ

Me to all my Japanese friends

@Trierarch81 How can they not be? 🫡😂

Case in point. While western X wants to argue about pointless nonsense, Japanese X wants to know what your favorite battleship is. I love these guys:

Best thing about the influx from Japanese twitter: they’re all huge battleship nerds.

@CW_writeme @nyantamach222 Ok. Here you go. Getting all three in one pic is not easy.

@nyantamach222 Well I'm not surprised @BasedAntman retweeted this. But where's the pics of your cats?!🤣 Here's one of mine "helping" solve the puzzle.

この投稿を翻訳している全世界の皆さんへ 日本でも猫はとってもかわいい存在です。 是非、あなたの飼っている愛する猫の写真を見せてもらえませんか？ あと、リポストしてくれると嬉しいです。

Low key, this is when it all started to go wrong. Load bearing planet.

Priorities for international relations.

FFS… can’t our leaders and their spouses just. Be. Effing. Normal.

Uhmmm… excuse me, WAT!?!

This is a good read. There’s only so much irrationality Gen X is willing to listen to, so we are fine being left out.

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Is this fucking joke? Fukushima? Really? I mean, Japan did some pretty awful stuff in WW2, but... Fukushima? Of all the ridiculous things to feel guilty over... Fukushima was hit by multiple 50 foot tidal waves from a 9.1 earthquake at sea. That's not a fucking nuclear accident. That's your nuclear plant being hit by the hammer of god. And after that, you contained it. You took the hand fate dealt you and you played it with everything you had. You had workers volunteering to be heroes, to stay and fight to shut that thing down. And you saved... everyone. Not a single clearly connected death. In the middle of a natural disaster that cost you fifteen thousand souls, your people fought this thing and won. Chernobyl is something for Russians to be ashamed of, because that was their own screwup, and stupid communists can't do anything right. Fukushima wasn't your screwup. Fukushima happened to you. And your men stopped it. Fukushima is not your national shame. It is one of your finest hours.

What I wish my movie was 😎 Actor: late 1980's Arnold Love Interest: 1990s Kathy Ireland Friend Group: Robert Stack, Leslie Nielson, Rick Moranis, Keith David, Buster Keaton Narrator: Morgan Freeman The real movie 😄 Actor: Jack Black (no beard) Love Interest: none Friend Group: Robert Stack, Leslie Nielson, Rick Moranis, Keith David, Buster Keaton (all oddly still applicable) Narrator: Jemaine Clement Tagline: "This is the story of a man who starts at the bottom, works really hard to elevate himself up from the bottom, and finishes slightly less on the bottom from where he started at the bottom"

Has autocorrect ever fucked up a text so badly that you don’t actually know what words you were trying to use? That seems to be happening a lot lately.

@lorilorai Narrator: Helen Mirren (need to class it up a bit) Me: Jack Black Genre: Comedy Action (or Action Comedy… whatever) Has a scene that would involve me (Jack Black) wearing a rainbow wig while fighting ninjas with a wooden spoon with Helen Mirren narrating my inner monologue.

Good Tuesday morning fam and welcome to Tommy's Diner! 👻☕️ On the menu today: Let’s cast your life real quick… If your story got turned into a movie: – Who’s narrating it? – Who’s playing you? – And what kind of movie are we watching… comedy, drama, horror, action, or something unhinged that doesn’t fit in a category? No overthinking. Just go with your gut. Example (from Tommy): Narrator: Carrot Top Me: Will Smith Genre: Action/ porn

@lorilorai Lol! T is a nut. 😂😂😂