Johnny Hammersticks

xQc rips into Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer for looking AI-generated "This looks god awful.. This is Sora AI in 1/2 prompts.. It just looks like some intern bullsh*t work, we deserve better"

@b0newalljackson @FilladleAdle @MustStopMossad yall are my kinda ppl. fuck golf

@FilladleAdle @MustStopMossad look man on the back holes you may or may not be able to shoot the balls with a suppressed 22 if your buddies start to act up. nobody has to know but them

watching a hunting buddy get bit by the golf bug is worse than seeing those navy seals turn trans

@b0newalljackson @FilladleAdle yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@FilladleAdle weekend trip to SCOTTSDALE what are you seventy nine years old did you pack your centrum silver so your grapefruit size prostate can relax enough to pee out the three michelobs you’re gonna drink 👴🏼😭😭

How I feel after buying a $1 game which runs on a laptop I found at a scrapyard

@GBPolitcs hahahahhaha

🚨NEW: Armed police have mistakenly surrounded a man in Salford after believing he was a suicide bomber He was in an outdoor gym wearing a weighted vest

@pinsandaces golfers inability to swing while people are cheering is so gay to me

The Augusta Collection is LIVE 🚨 This is always our most anticipated drop of the year, so get yours now while it lasts.

@NiallMcConnell5 @basedpeguin they are just like you and me ❤️

"Dublin horror: African man followed mother, tried to cut 16-month-old baby with sharp broken can. Evil eyes? Thoughts? ☘️ Store & Join Link: linktr.ee/niallmcconnell1

@SenateGOP every single one of you, both sides, touch little kids

79% of Americans—and 67% of Democrats—say biological men should not be allowed in women’s sports. Yet, Senate Democrats still want to force women and girls to compete against men.

@Michaeldudufudu she was about to say i’m sorry too so fucking strange

The smug smile means she knows she's guarded by an army of simps and will face zero consequences

@USCIS except arresting pdf files

@LeadingReport what a fucking bitch

BREAKING: President Trump told inner circle some mass deportation policies went too far, per WSJ.

❌ America First ❌ Lower food prices ❌ Lower gas prices ❌ Lower rent ❌ Lower home prices ❌ All Epstein files released ❌ Deep state arrests ❌ Mass deportations ❌ Fauci and Birx in prison ✅ Golden ballroom ✅ War with Iran ✅ More death ✅ More debt ✅ Israel First

@cryptorover good

WARNING: Vitalik says if crypto keeps centering on gambling with no real-world use, the industry will die fast.

New concept: reverse retirement do whatever I want until 60, then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

Reverse the gender, and if a man did this to a woman > His career would be over > Cancelled overnight > Arrested the same day > Death threats to him and his family > Girls would be calling all men trash But women have gotten way too comfortable assaulting men because they know they won't face any punishment.

Can we all agree it's disgusting to walk into your home with outside shoes? That's the whole point of a foyer. The shoes go off in the foyer, your household shoes go on, clean house, peace of mind. If you don't have a foyer, the entryway is fine. The only reason to be against this is either laziness, because it's something new/different, or you feel anxiety asking guests to adhere to your rule structure. Do not fear. They must adhere. You are the master of your domain.

@officialrnintel the priorities are brown

🇺🇸⚡️- JD Vance is considering not running for President in 2028 due to "family priorities".

no shit

@tedcruz some shit Epstein would do

The SAVE America Act is policy so simple even a baby would support it!! 🤣🤣🤣