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@WhiteHouse Fantasy vs. reality

@atrupar Jesse at the other end

Trump stands (?) while talking to reporters on Thursday (Win McNamee/Getty)

@Acyn The strait of Hormuz is open! Nobody knows straits better than me.

Reporter: You said everything has been agreed to. Iran was saying something different. Trump: They have to say something different because they have people they have to cater to. I’m just saying it like it is.

The US dropped a Friday night notice lifting sanctions on Russian oil for another month. Comes just 2 days after Treasury Secretary Bessant said the US would not renew the waiver.

Donald Trump just wrapped up a disastrous speech in Phoenix, Arizona, at a Turning Point USA event. He started by lying about a supposed deal with Iran, claiming, “We have now secured the Strait of Hormuz. It is ours.” He also said that the United States and Iran would be excavating nuclear sites together to collect “nuclear dust.” Iran has denied all of these claims. Trump also falsely claimed that Iran had announced the Strait of Hormuz is “fully open and ready for business.” That is not what Iran said. Iranian officials have stated the strait will remain open under their control—specifically under the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps—using coordinated, predetermined routes. They plan to charge tolls and assert full control and sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz.

low armhole is forcing the shoulder padding up

@Acyn Please don't do that to cows.

Watters: You're saying that if you grab a cow's udder and you get underneath it and you just squirt it into your mouth—you're saying that's not healthy? Gutfeld: You’re trying to get clipped again?

@patriottakes What the coin sees

Karoline Leavitt has her own challenge coin

It’s Friday, the sun is shining, and the Magnolias are in full bloom. Be happy!

@patriottakes Fixed it.

Art at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home

@AnaCabrera Be happy, its Friday.

Yes… they are going to clip that

@Acyn What did you get up this weekend? RFK Jr:

Sanchez: I find it incredible that you suspended this pro vaccine campaign, but somehow you're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk, shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock, and somehow you think that's a better public health message

@SecKennedy @RobertIrvine So what do you do on the weekends? RFJ Jr:

.@RobertIrvine explains on #TheSecretaryKennedyPodcast how to save money and improve nutrition at the same time. Full episode available now wherever you listen to podcasts.

@DeptofWar Kegsbreath will be ready.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

@TMZ Heroin, toilet seat cocaine and raccoon penis. He sure knows how to party. 😂

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon tmz.me/ao1s3h6

If someone had told me that 2026 would see Iran posting AI videos of Jesus beating up Trump, I'd have assumed they were on drugs

@acnewsitics Had to do the tan suit lol

I like this one better. 🤣

@patriottakes Sleep tight, let the bed bugs bite.

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@atrupar But Biden

BALINT: Are you trying to get revenge on states that did not vote for your boss? VOUGHT: What's interesting about your question is Joe Biden-- BALINT: Oh, for goodness' sake!