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have been using this as a coaster for six months

Dear Mr. Benghazi Expert, I'm not the Brookings pres. I'm Pres of Center for American Progress. Thanks twitter.com/benghaziexpert…

There's a lot of misinformation being posted online. Let's start with the basics. MYTH: All human lives have value. Learn the facts about antisemitism at ADL.org.

Another one

🚨 Another one 🚨

starting a thread for every time a truck gets stuck under this bridge

@JeffDelicious It rules

when im on dates with girls in the future I will be able to talk about a very specific 6 week period of Taylor swift’s career

they just gotta make more band of brothers episodes so my uncle wont have time to recommend me Facebook videos he saw about trans women playing sports

my jaw drops every time i remember this

The reason why pitbulls are so unpredictably violent is because living in a home with the smoke alarm constantly chirping is the equivalent of Chinese water torture for dogs

cum swallowing at the end

Tim kaine in the membrane

When two men touch penises together, there creates an energy known as Raw Synergy Effect. Basically, the combined power of their testosterone is magnified ninefold. To an untrained eye this might seem very gay, but I assure you it is not. Learn.

Have some more Soy, Idaho

@richard_normal he nailed this one and I hope we’re running it with references to March madness until August

@CIAGoFundMe its so funny when he has to do ads for actual products as opposed to like a security system or website builder or something.

i think about bill simmons saying “don’t cheap out on the beer” in his Michelob ultra ad multiple times a day and laugh to myself