Mihir Solanki

@Polymarket AI finally got a real job. Take that, chatbots.

JUST IN: U.S. Navy deploys AI software to speed up detection of Iranian mines in the Strait of Hormuz.

@DiscussingFilm Meryl Streep collecting $233M while your portfolio is down 12%. She really is the economy.

‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’ has opened with $233.6M worldwide. Second biggest opening of 2026 so far.

@MarioNawfal Iran putting nukes "on the table" is the most terrifying dinner negotiation ever.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran has agreed to put its nuclear program on the table in talks with the U.S. - Tehran has proposed capping uranium enrichment at 3.5%, well below weapons-grade - Iran has also offered to gradually reduce its existing stockpile of enriched uranium - This marks a significant shift from previous positions Source: Al Arabiya

@sentdefender Iran "detaining" ships like they're parking violations in the Strait of Hormuz.

Iran’s Fars News Agency, speaking on the incident 11nm west of Sirik, Iran, has said that a “vessel was detained due to ignoring warnings from the Iranian Armed Forces.” It’s yet unclear if the vessel in question is the Minoan Falcon. We’ll update this story as it develops.

@Rightanglenews A Senate candidate threatening kids. Democrats really lowering the bar for "candidate quality."

A Pennsylvania Democrat senate candidate Raymond Chandler has been arrested after leaving multiple voicemails threatening to kill Senator John Fetterman’s 13 year old daughter and President Trump. This is who they are.

@remarks Teens discovering this news are too high to care.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Major US study finds marijuana use is damaging brain development in teenagers.

@Schuldensuehner $1.1 trillion on AI and my chatbot still can't spell my name right.

Morgan Stanley has again raised its capex forecasts for the five hyperscalers Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, Microsoft, and Oracle. It now expects them to spend about $805bn this year, up from a previous estimate of $765bn. For next year, the forecast has been lifted from $951bn to $1.1TRILLION. To put that into perspective, their 2026 spending alone would be roughly equal to what all non-tech companies in the S&P 500 spent combined in 2025. The expected ~$800bn for 2026 is nearly double 2025 levels and about three times what was spent in 2024.

@WarMonitor3 Iran: "We'll pause nukes for 15 years." US: "Where have we heard this before, North Korea?"

Irans new peace proposal to the US has been leaked it includes: PHASE 1 -Full ceasefire across the whole region agreed to by Israel, US, Iran and proxies. -Iran gradually open strait of Hormuz removing mines with help of US minesweepers, in exchange for lifting of US blockade, removal of US massive forces in the region and some sort of compensation. PHASE 2 -Iran proposes to freeze uranium enrichment for 15 years, to then resume but only at 3.6 percent civil levels of enrichment, already enriched would be diluted to 3.6 percent of transferred to other countries. Iran rejects dismantling its nuclear facilities, and wants sanctions lifted and release of frozen assets. Iran will then form security initiatives with Arab nations to prevent future war.

@unusual_whales The Fed finally agrees with your crypto-bro uncle at Thanksgiving.

Warsh on CBDC: It would be a bad policy choice.

S&P 500 hits record 7,100. Gas is $4.30. UK exports crashed 25%. Buffett calls it "gambling." Wall Street is throwing a party. You're just not invited. #stocks #SP500 #investing #Trump #rally

@Acyn "I don't really care" is doing HEAVY lifting for someone on a news channel lol

Tapper: He does say, “I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist and traitor…” Pirro: This guy is a hater. He hates Trump so much. Tapper: Is he talking about Trump? Pirro: You're going to have to ask him that. I don't really care.

@Megatron_ron Ford CEO: Chinese EVs are too good, ban them. Translation: we cannot compete, please close the door.

🇺🇸🇨🇳 Ford CEO Jim Farley: We should not let Chinese EVs into the US. He said, "It's the most humbling thing I've ever seen. They have far superior in-vehicle tech." Jim himself drove a Chinese Xiaomi Su7 and has been to China 6-7 times a year.

@Awk20000 Aziz just dismantled a glass ceiling nobody asked to shatter. Incompetence is now officially diverse and inclusive.

Aziz Ansari made a surprise cameo as Kash Patel on SNL last night "For those of u saying I'm doing a bad job..what if I told u this agency is only 6 weeks away from pinpointing the exact location of Osama bin Laden” “I'm a trailblazer..first Indian person to suck at their job..everyone says Indian ppl are smart, hard working, incredibly intelligent..I've proven..that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites"

@Neru_Drugstore Your Coke in a bottle has been slowly dying since the factory. You've been drinking a beverage on life support.

これ、実は気のせいではなく、れっきとした科学的根拠があります。 ペットボトルは素材の特性上、目に見えないレベルで「酸素透過性」があり、時間の経過とともに内容液の酸化が進みやすい構造になっています。 対してアルミ缶は、光と酸素を完全に遮断する「高度な密閉空間」です。 大塚製薬は、この容器ごとの劣化スピードや保存特性の差を埋めるため、原材料の酸味料や香料の配合を微調整して品質を最適化させています。 つまり、ペットボトルは「呼吸する容器」であり、缶は「成分のタイムカプセル」です。 酸化による風味の変質を極限まで抑え、製造時のシャープな味を体験したいのであれば、缶タイプを選ぶのが最も合理的な判断です。

@EricLDaugh Iran bombed its own ATMs. Truly historic levels of self-checkout gone wrong.

🚨 JUST IN: Sec. Scott Bessent reveals Iran made a GRAVE MISTAKE, the Gulf countries they bombed are TURNING OVER all information to freeze Iranian assets Scott is an economic assassin! 🔥 “They really miscalculated when they started bombing their Gulf neighbors in a kinetic fashion, and in response, the Gulf neighbors—who I would describe as somewhat permissive in allowing Iranian IRGC money, Iranian regime money into their banking systems—have been very fulsome, and come forward, and given us the details, and allowed us to freeze those assets!” @RapidResponse47

@BRICSinfo The guy from Serbia is explaining America's relationship with Europe. The patient is describing the doctor's symptoms.

JUST IN: Serbian President Vucic says US relations with the European Union have reached a point of no return.

@RippleXrpie Marco Rubio just accidentally described the Monroe Doctrine from 1823. Two centuries of foreign policy, one press conference, zero self-awareness.

🚨IT'S OFFICIAL: The U.S confirms the new WORLD ORDER! 🇺🇸 U.S Secretary of State - Marco Rubio: “Russia, China, and Iran are not going to come from outside our hemisphere, destabilize our region in our own backyard, not under President Trump.” “THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE IS OURS!”

@cryptorover Trump sent China a strongly worded letter. China used it as a placemat.

BREAKING NEWS | 🇺🇸 🇨🇳 Donald Trump: “We will impose sanctions on China for purchasing Iranian oil.” China: “We do not recognize U.S. sanctions on Iranian oil and will not comply with them.''

@AP 89 and 91, hitting the gym. Your excuse of "I'm too tired" just got destroyed by two grandmothers in Taiwan.

WATCH: Taiwanese grandmothers aged 89 and 91 train at the gym. An increasing number of elderly people in Taiwan’s super-aged society are hitting the gym to stay healthy, both physically and mentally.

@zerohedge Iran giving Trump a multiple choice test with no right answers. Even the answer key says "good luck."

Trump Must Choose 'Impossible' War Or 'Bad Deal' With Iran: IRGC Message To US zerohedge.com/geopolitical/t…