Mark chamberlain

@Jabz_CFC Better looking it’s 50/50 but hotter no fucking chance

And she still is 💯

Esse menino descobriu como instalar piso enquanto o pai estava lá fora… e simplesmente fez sozinho 😳🧱

@otokyo__ Roblox

Please be kind, what’s my ethnicity.....

@Wolves 3 weeks prep good job wankers

Defeat.

@OsibeluwoToyin @TheFootyFeed Back to?

@TheFootyFeed Hope they win and hasten the return of this bum back to the Championship

A map of Britain showing who everyone is supporting tonight…

@ClownWorld What does he model? Wedding rings

@LakeBoss And there was me thinking there’s nothing gayer then 2 guys on a tandem bike, and then I see this

Poor thing… I’d help her out… 💯😎 #LakeBoss 🇺🇸

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now." Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.” The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old" Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop". The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done". The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.” Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ." The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.

@B_Money45 @arrington It’s been happening for a 100 years

@arrington I mean it's been like that since the 60's so let's not get everyone's panties in a bunch thinking this just happened

Something I've learned the hard way is that a 2x4 isn't actually 2 inches by 4 inches. It used to be, but not anymore because of course.

@arrington Makes sense as it’s been happening for about that long, this is probably one of the last true sized 2x4s

@QofAnfield Now show the first goal

Number 7 got bodied, got up and saw it was VVD and turned around.😂 My captain 😂🔥

@footy_road Gravenbach should have seen red in the first half

Can someone explain why this wasn't a foul? Liverpool conceded the second goal after this

@TonyL_01 @BBCSport Fuck off tony you bald twat

@BBCSport Even if they win the final 8 games, they will still be relegated.

Two wins in a row for Wolves 🔥 Could they make the great escape? 👀

@LFC_Sam__ Don’t be wank and you win, you’re clutching at straws

Btw, how was this not a handball ??

@Footballtweet So clearly not the worst

The worst team in Premier League history have drawn with the top of the league, beat the team in third place and beat the team in fifth place in their last four matches. ONLY IN THE PREMIER. LEAGUE. ✅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@DailyFindspt @Arcfunmi Not even close to what’s being used

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@CPFCHQ What’s your thoughts on Wharton staying on the pitch last week

Shouldn't even be a pen, let alone a red. #CPFC

@BBCMOTD Wolves palace last week 🤷🏼‍♂️

Correct call? 🤔 Chris Kavanagh gave a penalty and sent off Maxence Lacroix for pulling back Matheus Cunha. 🟥 Bruno Fernandes put the penalty away for his seventh goal of the season 💫

@elsdawg Palace v wolves Wharton gets a yellow 🤷🏼‍♂️

that’s the softest red card i’ve ever seen in my LIFE. Crystal Palace got ROBBED