The Jennarator

@whenuahou Chinese

@whenuahou What makes you think I’m white??

@sweetgreen thanks for actually ruining my bday 😑

@MichelleFicker @poetastrologers Lol

@poetastrologers @Chinkerbell

Leos arriving to brunch 3 hours late

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@thenewzero Finally!!!

@lolatcarrie NEVER!!! Going on like 4 months straight now

@hulu_support I've emailed several times, have spoken to someone on the phone and have had chat support - no one has helped resolve my issue

@hulu incorrectly charged my account the past 4 mo & will do nothing to resolve. Told me to dispute the charges w/my bank lol cool cust serv

@spittingwhys never seen any of those 🙊

@thenewzero same :'(

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@thenewzero where r u

Parker Posey's Instagram is one of my favey things rn

Aw wtf dry shows are the worssssst

A pigeon just flew into me. Does that make me a real New Yorker?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT twitter.com/postpunkzine/s…

When one of your favorite musicians hits on you but you become a nervous wreck and awkwardly giggle n run away like a turd -___-