El Capitan

IP in the hands of a founder without vision is worth shit. IP in the hands of a visionary is worth billions. Shit’s about to get real!

@AlboMP The only therapy Australian’s need is the permanent removal of politicians like you.

You can now get free therapy from home with our new Medicare Mental Health Check In. No cost. No referral. All covered by Medicare.

@Ryandally08 He wants $4+ per litre diesel prices. Fits his green agenda

Chris Bowen says Australia is “very well prepared” for the fuel crisis and holds “1 and a half billion” litres of petrol and “3 billion” litres of diesel. Meanwhile 608 stations have reported out of fuel. And almost double have reported without diesel.

@MmisterNobody One small step for Man…

Wait....What? “This is the first time we’re gonna send humans to the moon, and we’re gonna have humans in low-earth orbit.”

@Ryandally08 How does Australia have such an fwit as PM 🤷‍♂️

Anthony Albanese calls Elon Musk “so out of touch with what Australians want” for refusing Albanese’s request to censor news regarding violent attacks by Muslims on these shores. He then accuses Musk of “sowing division” This blokes kidding isn’t he?

@StuffWorthSee They did though

Why didn't our teachers make it this easy?

@Ryandally08 He’d never give us the chance

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese says that algorithms can cause “enormous issues” and that people say things online “that they’d never say to my face” I’m not so sure about that Albo.

@JimFergusonUK We have weak people governing this country.

🚨 AUSTRALIA IS BEING ASKED TO ADAPT — BECAUSE ITS GOVERNMENT FAILED TO PREPARE The Albanese government is now telling Australians: The shocks are coming. The months ahead won’t be easy. Everyone must “do their bit.” But here’s the real question: Why are Australians being asked to carry the burden… For a crisis the government should have prepared for? This is not leadership. This is damage control. Cutting fuel excise for three months is not a solution. It is a temporary patch. Telling people: “Use public transport” “Don’t take more fuel than you need” “Think of others” Is not a strategy. It is an admission. An admission that: Australia is exposed Australia is vulnerable Australia is dependent Because after years of policy decisions: Energy security was not prioritised Domestic production was not strengthened Resilience was not built And now the consequences are arriving. Farmers need diesel. Truckers need fuel. Supply chains depend on both. You cannot run a country on good intentions and short-term measures. And yet that is exactly what is being offered: Temporary tax cuts Public messaging Hope that global supply holds Hope is not policy. At a time when global energy routes are under pressure… When supply chains are tightening… When costs are rising rapidly… Australians are being told to adjust their behaviour… Instead of seeing a government that has already secured their future. This is the difference between: Preparation And reaction And right now… Australia is reacting. The months ahead may not be easy. But they didn’t have to be this uncertain. Strong leadership anticipates crises. Weak leadership explains them after they arrive.

@KatyKray73 We have a bunch of weak gay males trying to run this country. Pretty sure they’re on illicit substances.

What's so funny, Richard Marles? While the minister spoke about farmers struggling to get fuel and unsure if they can afford to plant their crops this season you were laughing in Parliament. This isn't a joke. It's hitting Australian livelihoods hard. 😠👇🏽

@Gfdelgros @Ryandally08 Like UberEats for criminals 🤷‍♂️ Outsourcing crime 😂

@Ryandally08 Seems like if you knew where a bunch of criminals were held up, you could just go steal some meat from the store and drop it off at their house?

#BREAKING To combat the recent spike in shoplifting, 67 stores in Australia will deploy GPS-tracking devices on meat products. Because cracking down on criminals would make too much sense. So, let’s track everyone else.

@ausvstheagenda Mass tax stike by working Australians

Treasurer Jim Chalmers says if fuel costs too much this Easter, Australians should reconsider their need to travel and buy petrol responsibly to avoid any COVID-style response to the fuel crisis.

@Oscarthefarmer Show me the money

Just a small comparison note. If Australia today had the same % rate of electrification of cars and trucking that China does today? We would have 250 million litres less demand of fuel per month. Thats nearly as much as Agriculture uses...

@WithBukky @BarbaraOneillAU BS

Chemicals aren’t inherently ‘bad’ or ‘good’ it depends on the dose, purpose, and context. Mercury in fish can accumulate and harm you. Mercury in vaccines is tiny, carefully measured, and safe. Formaldehyde in floors can off-gas and be toxic; in vaccines it stabilizes the ingredient and is safe at tiny levels. Aluminum in deodorant? Safe for daily use. Aluminum salts in vaccines? Also safe, the dose is far below harmful levels. It’s all about science, not fear.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE MERCURY IN FISH, BAD. MERCURY IN VACCINES, GOOD. FORMALDEHYDE IN FLOORS, BAD. FORMALDEHYDE IN VACCINES, GOOD. ALUMINUM IN DEODORANT..... Show more

@TouchlineX What about incorrectly awarded goal kicks? What about genuine injuries for which a card was not shown?

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: FIFA have officially announced the new rules for the 2026 World Cup! 1️⃣ 𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗦𝗨𝗕𝗦: When a player is taken off, he has 10 seconds to leave the pitch. If they take longer, their replacement will have to wait one minute before entering, leaving his team with one fewer player. 2️⃣ 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪-𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟 𝗞𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗦: Once a throw-in or goal kick takes place, a 5-second timer will be applied. If the player takes longer than 5 seconds, it will result in loss of possession. 3️⃣ 𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: A player receiving medical attention on the field MUST LEAVE and WAIT one minute before returning on the pitch, unless the injury was caused by a foul sanctioned with a card. 4️⃣ 𝗩𝗔𝗥 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡: VAR will now be able to review second yellow cards that have lead to a red, as well as incorrectly awarded corner kicks. 5️⃣ 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗦: Only the captain is allowed to request explanations from the referee, if the rest of the players talk to the referee surround the referee, they will be given a yellow card.

@Mr_Husky1 Tell him to sign a prenup. If he truly loves you then money shouldn’t be a factor.

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

ELON MUSK: SpaceX will build a mass driver on the moon. "If you want to go beyond a mere terawatt per year, you have to go to the moon. So by having factories on the moon, building AI satellites and having a mass driver, which is the kind of thing you really need to learn about in read about in science fiction, but we're going to make it real. We're actually going to have a mass driver on the moon. And if you do that, you can go several orders of magnitude greater. You can go to 1000 gigawatts or more per year, and ultimately get to maybe a millionth, and then a 1,000th and maybe even a few percent of the sun's energy. I really want to see the mass driver on the moon that is shooting AI satellites into deep space just go like just one after the other. I can't imagine anything more epic than a mass driver on the moon and a self sustaining city on the moon, and then going beyond the moon to Mars, going throughout our solar system, and ultimately, being out there among the stars and visiting all these star systems, maybe we'll meet aliens. Maybe we'll meet see some civilizations that lasted for millions of years, and we'll find the remnants of ancient alien civilizations. But the only way we're going to do that, do that, do that is if we go out there and we explore, and this is the path to making it happen."

@MickamiousG What were the governments instructions? I stopped listening to Albo about 2 years ago…

It’s evident people are ‘following’ Australian Government advice regarding the situation to do with Fuel in Australia There is less traffic on the roads, less people are filling up at servos that have fuel and notably, peak hour is no where near as busy. The issue? Once again, Australians are showing that if something begins or threatens to hurt their wallet, they’ll follow the ‘instructions’ that Government issue If fuel rationing begin in Australia, it’s reported presently there’s no ‘imminent’ plan to implement but that doesn’t mean there isn’t plans drafted up to implement one either. Just note - They’re going be rationing fuel only for the essentials and Government services Compliance will be something that they’ll hoping to see just like during ‘14 days to stop the spread’ Just prepare yourselves and your families as best you can

@Cap_Obv1968 @shiri_shh Order 66

@shiri_shh How many inflatables did they get? You remember that part of Star Wars where the Stormtroopers turned on the Jedi?

Palantir AI + Claude was used to detect, prioritize, and strike over 1,000 targets in the first 24 hours of Operation against IRAN. The success was so ridiculous, so game-changing, that the Pentagon didn’t even wait. What used to be just a pilot project, just something they were testing out… suddenly became official, permanent, and everywhere. Palantir is now the core AI brain of the entire U.S. military. It’s getting rolled out across ALL branches.

@shiri_shh What objective functions were used and who approved them?

@Nufc_Kriss It’s clearly a foul on the keeper

This is arguably the greatest and most embarrassing moment of last season. Imagine doing this in the 91st minute with the scores 0-0 🤣😭

@pitchpulse_X Better off without her.

🚨 NEW: Thomas Tuchel was seen on holiday last weekend with Iris Law, ex girlfriend of Trent Alexander-Arnold 👀🔥