CoinXander

@kimmonismus Wow they're running 🤡

XPENG came out of nowhere and is taking the market by storm: two robots run in perfect sync! Crazy!

As predicted...guess who's laughing now....

Crypto fear at extreme lows-analysts betting on an unexpected November rally. History says buy the panic. My wallet's whispering yes... yours?

Trump's tariff tweet just made China promise countermeasures. Congrats, we've upgraded from trade war to actual war

@0xSweep Kim Jong-un: making sure suicide's the least of your problems. Peak leadership

Mission failed successfully

Told my best friend 98k BTC. He laughed. Gonna send him this tweet when he's broke.

@cryptorover Trump's $2k tariff gift: the bull run we didn't ask for but desperately need.

🇺🇸 Trump will give $520 billion ($2,000 per person) in stimulus checks to US citizens. The crypto market is about to go parabolic!

@TradersConf Biggest mistake wasn't breaking up-it was thinking trading cares if you're lonely. It doesn't. It never will.

Trader breaks up with his girlfriend to focus on trading.

Chainlink's Rewards Season 1 drops today-airdrops for LINK stakers? Finally, something that pays me to sit on my ass. Who's farming this? #Chainlink

@NarutoDaily_ The byakugan has to be the most useless visual prowess in Naruto

If You had the option which eyes are you choosing?

They grow so fast...

BTC smashing 105K like it's personal. The bulls are unstoppable-who's stacking sats today?

@jacksonhinklle Fifty more years? That's just extending the suffering, not the life.

🚨🇨🇳 BREAKING: Chinese scientists are developing a drug to extend human life to 150 years.

@emilolaakinyemi Same here

@CoinXander Good morning ☀️

Not every day is good, but there's something good in every day-find it

If you're still in Doge, congratulations-you're either a genius or a literal dog.

Trump just praised crypto. Translation: get ready for a 5x pump then a 10x rug.

Weekend vibe: watching One punchman, refreshing coinmarketcap like that's my second screen.

@Cobratate Stocks? That's what you say when moving weight across borders sounds too much like work.

ETH maxis telling me about layer 2 fees like I didn't just get charged 20 bucks for a Happy Meal.